scientists look for theories to explain everything

from the creation of stars and planets

right down to sub atomic particle interactions

the theory of relativity was developed by Einstein

it mathematically explains how stars and planets behave

but his theory breaks down at the sub atomic level

quantum mechanics theory works well for electrons and smaller particles

but when applied to the universe it gives the wrong answers

predicting that we should all have been swallowed up by black holes by now

there is however one unifying theory that seems to work at every level

string theory assumes that a sub atomic particle behaves like a vibrating string

when broken up into smaller particles using a high energy atom smasher

smaller vibrating strings appear with different frequencies

apparently string theory also works for planets and stars

I have my own theory about vibrating strings

whether you like the sound of violins or electric guitars

they all stem from a vibrating string producing notes at different frequencies

your favorite tunes create a resonance in your heart that feels ever so good

just imagine all the little atoms that make up your heart

they are literally all dancing around in unison to your favorite music

and of course when two people fall in love their heart strings are vibrating in pure harmony

string theory is the universal theory that answers every question about the universe

here is a string theory experiment you can perform at home

take a ball of string and put in the back of your kitchen junk drawer

wait a week then confirm you cannot find the string at all

that proves there is a black hole in your junk drawer

you may wonder what happened to your string

it has appeared in a parallel universe in another kitchen junk drawer

somebody is now pulling your string out of their drawer and saying

I don’t remember putting this in here

string theory answers everything