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Oh Fairfield Inn and Suites

Thank you for the nice room

The bed was so cosy

But the wall mounted AC

Roared like a jet engine

Too hot to sleep without Cooling

I adopted a military watch routine

30 minutes of wide awake cooling

Silent deep sleep and a sweaty awakening

The night seemed to last forever

Until daylight rapidly appeared

I jumped in the shower

Alternating hot and cold streams

Just for continued masochistic amusement

Normally I start the day with great optimism

But there was no way to look forward

To 450 miles of Interstate 95

A boring straight road of convoying trucks and cars

Monotony was gratefully interrupted by a road accident

We all slowed pretending its for safety

As we leered at the twisted metal

Hoping for a glimpse of gory broken bodies

disappointed when the occupants were uninjured

Perhaps the next wreck will be more entertaining

The endless journey continued

I got tired of listening to music

Ran out of people to call on the phone

My driving became sloppy

I was tailgating a long line of cars at 70mph

A tidal wave of brake lights erupted ahead

Not enough room to stop in time

The inevitable impact approached in slow motion

Blackness enveloped my sweating body

I woke up in the Fairfield Inn and Suites

Time to get up and drive that 450 miles for real.

wife unloads

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sun bright

holding tight

driving fast

cars passed

wife complaining

insults raining

tight bend

steering mend

tires screeching

arm reaching

lost control

car roll

upside down

stupid clown

gasoline smell

panicking hell

clambering out

frantic shout

wife trapped

desperate extract

safely removed

dazed bruised

fire engulfs

swapping insults

intense flame

blaming game

car explodes

wife unloads

relationship ending

divorce impending

Intersection reflection lesson

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At that intersection

Pause for reflection

Focus on perception

Make an inspection

Notice every imperfection

Ask the question

Examine their expression

Spot any deception

Make an intervention

Present your rejection

Request a redirection

Hear their confession

Respect their profession

Accept their correction

Forgive their transgression

Learn a lesson

Cross that intersection

observations from the passenger seat

I am writing this from the passenger seat of a car

While traveling on the eastern shore of Maryland

So many people drive way too close to the car in front, especially in the rain

Modern cars must not have turn signals fitted

I suppose you have to guess when other drivers are planning to turn or change lanes

Does a red traffic light mean stop your vehicle and pick your nose?

So sad to see trash at the side of every road

Do all those beer cans mean people drink and drive?

Most male drivers on the eastern shore are in a pickup truck

Royal Farm gas stations are taking over the world

Windshield wipers are hypnotic

Uncut grass looks untidy and neglected

I wonder if anybody ever uses those mile markers

Truck drivers give the appearance of being incredibly bored

Most big cars have a single occupant

I have seen at least 12 people driving while holding a phone to their ear

Many abandoned houses have trees growing through them

Did the last occupants plant them before leaving?

This land is so flat, it must be depressing for mountain bikers

Who wakes up one day thinking I am starting a pet cemetery?

Young woman driving with Vietnam Veteran sticker on the back window

Orange colored cars look stupid

Advertising boards are massive

They seem to grow in clumps

Cell towers look menacing

Are we being bombarded by electromagnetic waves?

Farm stand produce looks so inviting

Especially the unmanned ones with an honesty box

So many acres of corn growing

Where does it all end up?

I want to eat corn now

Why do farmers irrigate fields when it’s raining?

We stop next to a car at a traffic light

The man is driving and a woman is in the passenger seat

They are not talking and look bored

A For Sale sign on the passenger window 

“Great Condition, Hardly used”

Is he selling the car or his wife?

Day 4-The long journey north

We left early in the morning to head north on the M6. First stop was at Tebay Services for a traditional English breakfast of eggs, bacon, sausage, fried bread and black pudding. English roadside eating had a terrible reputation for many years due to the greasy spoon cafes that served up awful food to motorists who had no other options. Tebay Services is an exception, it was established 50 years ago alongside a working farm that now provides fresh daily produce for the restaurant and farm shop. The food is excellent, the staff are cheerful and the views over the countryside are breathtaking. Tebay has become something of a destination and even the subject of a TV documentary series.

We made a few more rest stops along the way, passing through the City of Glasgow before heading west towards Loch Lomond. Although the day had started dry, the rain set in and stayed with us the rest of the day. By the time we reached Loch Lomond it was a downpour with low cloud obscuring the hills and hanging menacingly over the loch. We had planed to eat a picnic lunch on benches overlooking the loch but had to stay in the car and watch the windows steam up as we passed around sandwiches and drinks. Scotland can be a beautiful place if the weather is kind, today it was not cooperating at all. The rain continued to fall.

The Green Welly is a must do place to stop. You can buy a nice meal, browse the clothing store or purchase your favorite single malt from the wide selection. We skipped the restaurant and clothing store to focus on the single malts. Back on the road again, the rain continued to fall.

We headed west into Glencoe with steep mountainous slopes that are used for skiing in winter. Today there were no skiers sliding down the rain soaked slopes, instead we witnessed white boiling waterfalls and gushing torrents crashing down to the base of the glen. Hikers were out in large numbers all over the glen, their brightly colored waterproof clothing contrasting with the dark rock. We stopped briefly at the Glencoe Visitors Center to learn more about this magical place. The rain continued to fall.

Our last stop was in Fort William to buy groceries for the week. Aldi and Marks and Spencer provided all the food we needed for 8 days but then we were faced with the challenge of stuffing all the bags into the overloaded car. We were only a couple of hours from our final destination so it was not a big problem for bags to be on the floor, on the seats and on our laps. The rain continued to fall.

A few miles further and we reached the Corran Ferry to cross over to Molvern. While waiting for the ferry, we decided to check in on Liverpool FC who were playing Southampton in their penultimate game in the English Premier League. Thanks to modern cell phones and a virtual private network connection we were able to access a channel back in the states to watch the game live. We cannot tell you anything about the ferry crossing as we were all glued to phone screen watching the game. Despite going down to an early goal, Liverpool won the game 2-1. The rain continued to fall.

The rain fell with more intensity as we rolled off the ferry. Driving along single track roads as darkness fell, not seeing a single vehicle for the next 45 minutes. Stopping frequently for sheep sitting in the middle of the road. Rounding a bend to find a herd of deer crossing, they looked at us with total disdain. How dare these humans invade our space. The rain continued to fall.

We pulled up at the Ardtornish Estate just after 9pm. It had been a long 13 hour journey and he only thing left was to unpack the car, have a light snack and a wee dram before falling into bed. The rain continued to fall.