a lonely sledgehammer was going nuts

the happy bunch of nuts were cracking up

a bird few into a hand

while two sat in the bush equating

a picture went up for auction

it sold for a thousand words

a woman was in need of a man

but she got a fish riding a bicycle instead

Yorick was poor

but Horatio knew him well

its only good to be alive

as long as you are kicking too

everything she has glitters

but she is without any gold at all

the doctor could never get there daily

because apples blocked his path

candy thieves never get fatigued

when stealing from babies

the drawing board looked up and said

oh you are back again

one day

her hair was bad

the dog was barking mad

because he was up in the wrong tree

if you lost your beauty

go find it in the eye of the beholder

who decided that a woman can only be considered great

if she is standing behind a great man

if you come across your bottom dollar

just bet on it

he kept putting butter in his mouth

but it never melted

the best place to start a charity

is at your home

I saw a bunch of children

but I could not hear them

Curiosity was jailed for murder

he killed a cat nine times

when you have the urge to grow something under your feet

make sure its not grass

I just ate a pie

it tasted like humble

if you have the right clothes

you can make a man