BBC News

Impregnated by aliens

My brother is a vampire

It must be true

It was on the BBC news

Freddie Star ate my hamster

The man with two heads

It must be true

It was on the BBC news

I lived inside a whale

The earth stopped spinning

It must be true

It was on the BBC news

Jesus is on FaceBook

Teach yourself to levitate

It must be true

It was on the BBC news

She ate her husband

Make wine from chicken poop

It must be true

It was on the BBC news

House built in fifteen minutes

Homicide victims speak out

It must be true

It was on the BBC news

Porn star got rear ended

I married a great dane 

It must be true

It was on the BBC news

Golf course on a frozen lake

Homelessness eradicated

It must be true

It was on the BBC news

Salad dressing cures cancer

It rained frogs

It must be true

It was on the BBC news

Baby flies to moon and back 

Postpone your death indefinitely 

It must be true

It was on the BBC news

Pony wins lottery

Trees blamed for global warming

It must be true

It was on the BBC news

I write the news now

Two years have passed since I stopped looking at the news

No more surfing the news network websites

TV news networks no longer illuminate my retina

The world has changed so much since I abandoned the news

The news lives on seeking daily sensations

To keep its audience in shock and awe

Nobody clings to boring old good news stories

Sheltering from the news improves your mental heath

The pandemic came with all its woes

We sheltered in place then went out masked and vaccinated 

Sadly no vaccine protects Ukrainians against Russian army aggressors

Does the news miss me more than I miss the news

Talking to family and friends has become my new window into the world

Be it phone calls or via Zoom

Whats App or just a text

Even better face to face

People watching has become my favorite pastime 

Sipping hot tea at a pavement cafe

Some folks dashing to or from work

Others rushing to meet their kids from school

I pull out my laptop 

Waiting for inspiration

Young lovers go by hand in hand

Words skip across my page

Cyclists scatter as an ambulance screams by

Flashbacks to my previous life as a first responder

I wonder if they will find a sick or injured person

Tap tap tap on my keyboard

A young mother walking as she grips the hand of her young boy

What kind of world will the grow up in

Todays news will be rewritten into his future history books

I write the news now