Impregnated by aliens
My brother is a vampire
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It was on the BBC news
Freddie Star ate my hamster
The man with two heads
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It was on the BBC news
I lived inside a whale
The earth stopped spinning
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It was on the BBC news
Jesus is on FaceBook
Teach yourself to levitate
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It was on the BBC news
She ate her husband
Make wine from chicken poop
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It was on the BBC news
House built in fifteen minutes
Homicide victims speak out
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It was on the BBC news
Porn star got rear ended
I married a great dane
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It was on the BBC news
Golf course on a frozen lake
Homelessness eradicated
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It was on the BBC news
Salad dressing cures cancer
It rained frogs
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It was on the BBC news
Baby flies to moon and back
Postpone your death indefinitely
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It was on the BBC news
Pony wins lottery
Trees blamed for global warming
It must be true
It was on the BBC news