Noise

I grew up in a small house in England

The commuter train for Liverpool was close by

The train tracks were literally at the end of our back yard

Less than 100 feet from our home

Every time a train went by the house shook

It was so noisy you could not hold a conversation

We simply paused mid sentence

Then continued after the train had gone

Its amazing how you can get used to things

I can honestly say the train noise never bothered me

I enjoyed watching the trains go by

Looking at the sad faces of the tired commuters

Track repair trains would pass by at night

Sometimes making a lot noise fixing the rails

I looked forward to being woken by all that noise

It was exciting to see all the bright lights and banging

Occasionally the train drivers would go on strike

Often these strikes would go on for days

People would ask me if I enjoyed the silence

I never even noticed that the trains had stopped running 

Many years later I am much more sensitive to noise

I no longer live next to a train track

I usually wake up to the dawn chorus of happy singing birds

Or the gentle engine hum of a crab fishing boat on the bay

Occasional visits to a city center fill me with dread

Cars roaring by and trucks clanging along

Planes flying low overhead from the nearby airport

There is no escape from the constant background roar 

I suspect the city dwellers become immune to the noise

Drowning it out with the volume button on their TV remote

My best escape from noise is the Bose headphones

They cut out all external noise while playing my favorite music

Smoke on the water

Smoke on the water

Fires in the Canadian sky

Smoke on the water

I can smell burning

Smoke on the water

They say the air is bad

Smoke on the water

Not safe to exercise outside

Smoke on the water

My throat is irritated

Smoke on the water

Stay inside and watch TV

Smoke on the water

The news is all smokey

Smoke on the water

Its all fake smoke news

Smoke on the water

Or is it smake folk news

Smoke on the water

Political smokescreen 

Smoke on the water

Global warming publicity stunt

Smoke on the water

Too smokey to see the mirrors 

Smoke on the water

Perfect conditions for Chinese balloons

Smoke on the water

Fake weather balloon spying smoke generators

Modern shopping

Modern shopping

Prices dropping

purchase quick

Click click

Amazon prime

Delivery time

Order tracking

Package lacking

Big surprise

Package arrives

Opening box

Opportunity knocks

Total dispair

Contains air

Online complain

Tracking again

Package arrives

Shoes inside

Heavens alive

Wrong size

Panic attack

Sending back

Internet store

Ordering more

Shopping trips

Totally eclipsed

Retail shops

Aging flops

Demand falls

Empty malls

Online browsing

More arousing

Although convenient

Sparks disagreement

Packaging waste

Bad taste

Cardboard displease

Killing trees

Modern shopping

Environmentally shocking

Consequences of online shopping
Packaging waste

I forgive you

It was almost midnight on a dark October night

The leaves were beginning to turn and it was cool but with still air

Dark silence was broken by an owl hooting

I stepped outside to listen

He seemed to be in the nearest big tree

It was too dark to see him

A second owl further away was answering his call

I listened intensely for about twenty minutes

I recorded the sounds on my phone

A quick search online revealed a guide to owl sounds on youtube

I was able to compare the sounds and identify them as great horned owls

Unfortunately I could not tell what they are saying

I wonder how long it will be before somebody develops an App for that

One that translates animal sounds into human language

Imagine the joy of talking to your pet dog

Listening to his barking thoughts

Maybe he could teach you new tricks

Like how to identify things by smell

You could ask him to perform clever tricks

Like fetching you a cold beer from the fridge

If I had that App today

I would tell the owl how sorry I was

For all the trees being cut down for housing developments

I would tell the owl I am sorry for all the pollution

Sorry for all the pesticides that disrupt the animal food chain

I wonder what the owl would have to say in return

Hoot hoot….hoot hoot

Hopefully that means “its OK I forgive you”

every nine minutes

most people try to recycle

carefully putting their plastic waste in a container

having it hauled off every week for recycling

they probably believe they are saving the planet

but are most likely unaware of the the real facts

plastic trash gets sorted for recycling

less than ten percent is actually recycled

which leaves more than ninety percent to be disposed

some of it goes into landfills

some gets shipped to other countries for who knows what

a lot finds its way into the oceans

a blue whale size amount of plastic waste

is dumped into the oceans every nine minutes

that is one hundred and sixty plastic blue whales every day

fifty eight thousand blue plastic whales every year

five million blue plastic whales in your lifetime

recycling is not the answer

we have to stop using so much plastic

governments must act

industry must develop alternatives

to stop dumping a blue whale size amount of plastic into the oceans

every nine minutes