dost thy hat makesh thee a man?

tough guys wear cowboy hats

English gents wear a flat hat

Scotsmen wear a tam o’shanter

Frenchmen wear a beret

Americans wear a baseball cap

its not simply a hat

its a symbol of national pride

a flag on your head

a monument to your heritage

an appendage to keep you warm and dry

a shelter from the sun

an umbrella from the rain

a shield from your baldness

wear it with pride

be a hat hunter

be a hat worshiper

be a hat covered head

be a hat hip hop trendy man

or a hat happening fashionable woman

or a gender neutral do it as you please hat thingy whatsit

hats rule

heads know it