Heat advisory

Code red

Records broken

Stay hydrated

Avoid outside

Seek shade

Blistering heat

Steamy humid

Relentless roasting

Hot days

Hot nights

Infernal inferno

Energy sapping

Patience waning

Foliage withering

Lawns browning

Roadway melting

A/C groaning

Grid moaning

Oppressive temperatures

Global warming

Scientists warning

Politicians silent

Idiot denies

Earth fries