So you want to roam around Paris
Without being labelled
As a touriste
Who speaks no French
Fear not
Help is on the way
Here is what to do
When responding to anything said to you in French
To signal you do not know
Or do not care
Or do not agree
Just like a Parisian
Take a deep breath
Hands by your sides
Palms facing forward
Stick out your lower lip
Raise your shoulders and eyebrows
Eyes wide open
In a low grunting voice
say BOF
Congratulations
You just mastered the Gallic Shrug