do you remember back in the day
when we only had bar soap in the shower
a fresh bar was the always best
refreshingly dry and clean for that first shower
then left on a wet soap dish it soon became soggy
especially in households who shared a shower between multiple occupants
you never knew what might be lurking in that soggy soap bar
occasionally there would be some nasty grit embedded in the bar
which you only detected after almost lacerating your flesh while lathering
soggy soap was so hard to grip and would jump to the floor
it had a mind of its own and was hell bent on escaping
forcing you to rummage around the base of the shower or tub
the bar would get dented and misshaped during its frequent spills
then back in the 70s somebody invited soap on a rope
you could wrap the rope around you wrist and never drop the bar again
hanging it up between showers to let it dry naturally
it was the most brilliant invention
no more slips in the shower picking up dropped bars
but the soap on a rope boom imploded
when shower gels and body wash came along
these are far more hygienic and easier to use
I was thinking of gifting some friends soap on a rope
showering could bring back memories from a forgotten era
however I learned just in time before purchasing
that soap on a rope has become a popular cult gag gift
for the person whose activities are bordering on illegal
and might soon need that soap on a rope
to avoid them bending over in the prison shower to pick up lost soap