Jolly old England was once my home
Warm beer and cloudy skies
Always carry an umbrella
If it’s not raining now
It will soon be raining
Put the kettle on for tea
Small houses and small cars
Small roads and small towns
Friendly pubs on every corner
A true island mentality
Briefly married to Europe
Now messily divorced
Europeans are again officially foreigners
Bathed in history but frozen in time
Fiercely traditional and sentimental
Put the kettle on for tea
Take a walk in the countryside
Find a nice cafe for tea and cake
Go home and put the kettle on for tea
Watch the football on TV
Swallow your daily dose of TV soap opera
Mow your lawn on Sundays
Wash your car in your driveway
Everybody likes DIY
Put the kettle on for tea
No need for health insurance
Healthcare is free
But you pay for it with taxes
Summers are short but treasured
Cricket matches on the village green
We invented the game
But rarely beat other counties
Stop playing to drink tea at 4pm
Stop playing when it rains
Stop playing when its too cloudy
Do cricket matches ever end
Last orders at the pub
Fish and chips on the way home
Put the kettle on for tea
God save the queen