Life on the Sun

Is not much fun

Too hot during the day

Only night dwellers they say

Doctors on Mercury

Perform expert microsurgery

Nothing there incurable

So very mercurial

Folks on Venus

Have never seen us

Far too busy

Keeping themselves prissy 

Inhabitants on Earth

Have excess girth

Living in cities

Designed by committees

People on Mars

Drive fast cars

All shopping for bargains

Those thrifty Martians

Life on Jupiter

Is primeval soupiter

No intelligent life

Bacteria are rife

Its so cold on Saturn

 Everybody has freezer burn

Far from the sun

Must keep your coat on

Prisoners on Uranus

Committed crimes most heinous  

Shedding no tears

While incarcerated for years

Choirs of Neptune

Always sing out of tune

A choral disaster

For a Neptunian choirmaster