Leaf blowers create unnecessary noise pollution
Shattering peaceful mornings
Give that lazy landscaper a broom
Leave that leaf be where nature put it
All 2 stroke engines are noisy
Especially those screaming motorcycles
Make all motorcycles 4 stroke or electric
Eliminate 2 stroke powered weed whackers
Use electric or manual landscaping tools
We do not need any 2 stroke engines in this world
Lets get rid of jet skis
They are a big disturbance to waterfront dwellers
Unwanted noise and unwelcome wake would disappear instantly
Nobody needs to travel that fast over water
Another unwanted water craft is the flyboard water jet
It allows people to hover over the water
A totally useless piece of equipment
Disturbing marine wildlife in shallow waters
No more flyboards please
Lets stop using acronyms for everything
LOL BRB WTF BFF IDK IMHU
Language was never meant to be abbreviated
We should all speak and write in full clear sentences
My friend Norman went to order a coffee at Starbucks
He asked for a small coffee and was offered a tall size
He insisted he wanted a small coffee
Much to the disdain of the Starbucks barista
Starbucks coffee language should be banned
Then Norman can order a small coffee without being corrected
Single use plastics cause extensive pollution and harm to wildlife
Plastic bags, utensils, straws, cups, plates and wrapping material are the worst
These products should all be uninvented
Although plastic itself has many beneficial uses in medical devices
So I would not un-invent plastic as a material but restrict it in certain products
Whoever invented tobacco products made a huge mistake
Smoking causes serious health risks and death
Nobody needs to inhale nicotine and carcinogens
The world would be so much better without any tobacco products
I do not like the taste of brussels sprouts
In fact I hate all cruciferous vegetables
My life would have run a lot smoother if they had never been invented
No more smart Aleck brussels sprout eaters to mock my eating habits
Lets also un-invent all smart Alecks while we are at it