Cruising and boozing

We went cruising

It was mostly boozing

In-between oversize meals

We forgot how abstinence feels

Its just one big floating party

With people dressed so smartly

Headphones for silent disco dancing

Alcoholic fueled inhibitions lost prancing

Followed by top deck late night clubbing

Middle aged awkward toe stubbing

Next morning was remarkably quiet

In contrast to last night’s riot

Most folks slept late in their beds

Waking up with very sore heads

Faded memories and partying amnesia

Embarrassingly rediscovered on social media

Dancing with the parking ticket devil

(Inspired by and dedicated to Robin and Susan Shelley)

My car is my friend

He takes me to any place I want to go

He never complains

As long as I feed him fuel

And service him occasionally

He sleeps at my home most nights

Safe and sound

But sometimes we take risks

Parking in places where we have to pay

When we go to dinner or to an event

The clock is then ticking loudly in my mind

Making it hard to enjoy myself

Knowing that my rented parking time is running out

I never want to waste my parking fee

So I try to get back to the car just before it expires

When I get back a little late

The thrill of going over time

Is reward by the lack of a parking ticket

We all like to dodge a bullet

It does not always work out that way

As I frantically run back to my car

Believing that all will be fine

I can see from a distance

Something is not right

The dreaded ticket is sitting there on my windshield

Held in place by my wipers

They are supposed to protect me by cleaning away rain

But today they are guarding a parking ticket

What traitors

I run out of expletives when I read it

The fine is many times more than the parking fee

With serious penalties if I do not pay

I pay the fine and decide I will never to do so ever again

Vowing to forever overload my parking prepayment

To be sure I never get another ticket

It works out fine

For a while

Then I slip back into my just-in-time parking fee mode

Dancing with the parking ticket devil

Most times I win that dance with glee

Doing a jig next to my car whenever it works out

Until the devil has his way

He dances when I pay the parking ticket fine

The scintillatingly sassy Sandpiper seaside salsa

Sandpipers scurry along the beach

Retreating from the advancing surf

Scurrying back as the dying wave retreats

Pecking furiously at the wet sand

All moving in unison like well trained dancers

Take thirty steps to the left

Then thirty steps to the right

Quick pause to peck the bubbling wet sand

Repeat peck repeat

Repeat peck repeat

A well choreographed group tap dance

Those tiny little feet moving in a blur

Leaving no footprints in the sand 

Their leader drills the large group so well

Making the calls to change direction

Deciding which wave to explore

As the group flits along the shore

Old Neptune provides the music

To the rhythm of the crashing waves

His invisible orchestra blasts out fanfares

Background singers hiss in the wet sand

Come take your partners please

Succumb to the scintillatingly sassy Sandpiper seaside salsa

the salsa dancing sweeper

Jerry always wanted to learn salsa dancing

for some reason he never got round to it

he mentioned it to a friend one day

then promptly forgot all about it

he listened to salsa music every day

great music for doing housework

the brush was his dance partner

Jerry was the salsa sweeping king

one day he was at home alone

listening to the salsa beat 

the doorbell rang

whoever could that be he thought

all of his friends were at the door

they brought in food and drinks

transformed his home into a dance studio

they brought a dance teacher for Jerry

Jerry followed her lead

he was finally doing a real salsa dance

it was the best day of his life

they all wished Jerry a happy 85th birthday