I am in jolly old England

I woke up early on this Sunday morning

It is almost the end of May

Clear blue skies over the English countryside

The sun is rising over the Downs

Casting long shadows over the English garden patio

The vegetable garden is basking in the warm English sunshine

Growing season is upon us

You can almost see the leaves expanding

Birds line up at the bird feeders

Grateful for their free English breakfast

Birdsongs fill the air

Doves are gently cooing

Others chirping and tweeting

While most folks are still sleeping

Tall hedgerows border the very English manicured lawns

Providing a welcome home for English wildlife

Flowering plants and shrubs abound

The quintessential English country garden

Painted around a beautiful English country house

Close to a small English village

With a typical English village green

Where white clothed English gentlemen

Play the English game of cricket

On sunny English afternoons

The sound of leather hitting willow

Followed by civilized English applause

From the warm-beer sipping English spectators

Brings back fond memories

I am in jolly old England

A dream about a dream

Skydivers raining from above

Landing on the mountainous wooded terrain

Many hung up in trees

Legs dangling wildly like captured prey

Loose wires protruding from a vintage audio system

It was over forty years old and hummed badly

Aging hippies tinkered with the wires

Each one claiming to know more that the other

But none of them could connect the loose wires

More skydivers rained down

Deploying their chutes at the very last second

Some landing very close to me

Their black uniforms had no markings

Packing away their chutes upon landing

They smiled at me but did not speak

The noise from the sound system was unbearable

I switched it off

Much to the annoyance of the bearded technicians

Who continued to pretend they could fix it

It was a very vivid dream

I was analyzing it while still dreaming

A bizarre dream about a dream

Strive to be better with shelf improvement

In its simplest form the shelf is a plank fixed to a wall

A place to keep your stuff organized

Visible for easy access

Sometimes pleasing to the eye

Some shelves are hidden inside cabinets and closets

These are the easiest targets for unorganized clutter

No need to keep these neat and tidy

Just try to keep the door closed door

Books are more likely on open shelf display

You can easily tell if people actually read their books

From the way their shelves are arranged

The neatest ones with a few books on their sides are purely ornamental

The simple shelf also has some special associations

Nobody wants to be left on the shelf

Instant unemployment arises if your job is shelved

Top shelf items can either be high end goods or pornographic

Items fly off the shelf when sales are soaring

Tailor made or exclusive items are never bought off the shelf

Expired goods are way past their shelf life

Empty shelves remind us of famine or shortages

Some things live on shelves forever

Starting life in a warehouse shelf

Progressing to a shelf in a retail store

Then purchased and put on a shelf at home to be forgotten

A modern glass shelf can have no visible brackets

Embedded into a wall with no means of support

This gravity defying feat catches your eye

The ideal way to display a piece of fine art

Much less pleasing is a badly installed shelf

Overloaded sagging shelves are painful to look at

Perhaps the worst of all is a leaning shelf

Even one degree off horizontal catches your eye

Shopping is a whole new experience without shelves

Warehouse pallets on the floor replacing supermarket shelves

No need to employ shelf stackers there

Its called Costco

Betty Blue

Betty Blue

my name is Betty Blue

I am a sun shade sail

I spend summers with the Hunter family

they live on the eastern shore

a south facing home catching a lot of sun

their patio was unusable in the summer heat

then they found me to bring welcome shade

I make it comfortable to dine outdoors

I am fixed to five strong anchors

two of them are very high

the others are lower

creating my classic hyperbolic shape

very pleasing to the eye

my shape does not generate much lift in the wind

I have a steel cable sewn into my edges

turnbuckles keep me well tensioned

I am not a flapper in the breeze

my fabric is knitted for extra strength

I like to gaze over the marsh and the bay

watching the boats cruise by

the marsh has some amazing birds

I get to watch my owners cook and dine under me

sometimes they have parties

its fun to watch over their guests

when folks have consumed a few adult beverages

they relax and talk more openly

I have listened to many interesting stories

but being bound by the sail shade code of conduct

I cannot repeat the tales I have witnessed

they do however give me plenty of memories to reflect on 

during my off site indoor winter storage

next time you visit the Hunter residence

please look up and say hello to Betty

stay cool down there

summer is finally here again

Bonding with Nature

We sat in a wildlife hide

At the head of a Scottish loch

Watching the birds

It was low tide

A stationary heron at the waters edge

Patiently waiting for a passing meal

Mallard ducks feeding

Seagulls resting in the kelp

White fluffy clouds sailed over blue skies

The light breeze made small ripples

Sparkling in the low sunlight

Time stood still

No sign of human activity

We bonded with nature

The animals were happy

So were we

Until Maria found a tick crawling on her arm

We rapidly unbonded with nature

The puzzle

Looking at the picture for a puzzle

A castle surrounded by trees

Blue skies above rocky peaks

White stone walls

Did not seem so difficult

Until I saw the 1000 pieces

Only a few features recognizable

The rest all random colors

With odd shapes

A daunting task to solve

But with patience and a sharp eye

Pieces are grouped into colors

Edges are strung together

More eyes and hands join in

Pieces start to match up

Order replaces chaos

Its good lesson in life

However big the challenges you face

When fixing it all seems impossible

Step back and study it hard

Break the problem into smaller parts

Pick one part and start working on it

Be patient and work steadily

With resolve and support from others

You can solve almost any puzzle

Eventually most of the pieces should fit together

Then you can live in your own castle

Even if it has a few pieces missing

Passed along

Beckoning breeze

Trees sway

Leaves rustle

Wind whispers

Nature’s message

Passed along

Nobody notices

Except me

I hear

Trees talking

Nature speaks

I listen

Others ignore

Deaf ears

Blind eyes

Empty minds

Lost souls

Trees sway

Leaves rustle

Wind whispers

I smile

Trees notice

I whisper

Nature listens

Trees sway

Leaves rustle

My message 

Passed along

I write the news now

Two years have passed since I stopped looking at the news

No more surfing the news network websites

TV news networks no longer illuminate my retina

The world has changed so much since I abandoned the news

The news lives on seeking daily sensations

To keep its audience in shock and awe

Nobody clings to boring old good news stories

Sheltering from the news improves your mental heath

The pandemic came with all its woes

We sheltered in place then went out masked and vaccinated 

Sadly no vaccine protects Ukrainians against Russian army aggressors

Does the news miss me more than I miss the news

Talking to family and friends has become my new window into the world

Be it phone calls or via Zoom

Whats App or just a text

Even better face to face

People watching has become my favorite pastime 

Sipping hot tea at a pavement cafe

Some folks dashing to or from work

Others rushing to meet their kids from school

I pull out my laptop 

Waiting for inspiration

Young lovers go by hand in hand

Words skip across my page

Cyclists scatter as an ambulance screams by

Flashbacks to my previous life as a first responder

I wonder if they will find a sick or injured person

Tap tap tap on my keyboard

A young mother walking as she grips the hand of her young boy

What kind of world will the grow up in

Todays news will be rewritten into his future history books

I write the news now

Day 4-The long journey north

We left early in the morning to head north on the M6. First stop was at Tebay Services for a traditional English breakfast of eggs, bacon, sausage, fried bread and black pudding. English roadside eating had a terrible reputation for many years due to the greasy spoon cafes that served up awful food to motorists who had no other options. Tebay Services is an exception, it was established 50 years ago alongside a working farm that now provides fresh daily produce for the restaurant and farm shop. The food is excellent, the staff are cheerful and the views over the countryside are breathtaking. Tebay has become something of a destination and even the subject of a TV documentary series.

We made a few more rest stops along the way, passing through the City of Glasgow before heading west towards Loch Lomond. Although the day had started dry, the rain set in and stayed with us the rest of the day. By the time we reached Loch Lomond it was a downpour with low cloud obscuring the hills and hanging menacingly over the loch. We had planed to eat a picnic lunch on benches overlooking the loch but had to stay in the car and watch the windows steam up as we passed around sandwiches and drinks. Scotland can be a beautiful place if the weather is kind, today it was not cooperating at all. The rain continued to fall.

The Green Welly is a must do place to stop. You can buy a nice meal, browse the clothing store or purchase your favorite single malt from the wide selection. We skipped the restaurant and clothing store to focus on the single malts. Back on the road again, the rain continued to fall.

We headed west into Glencoe with steep mountainous slopes that are used for skiing in winter. Today there were no skiers sliding down the rain soaked slopes, instead we witnessed white boiling waterfalls and gushing torrents crashing down to the base of the glen. Hikers were out in large numbers all over the glen, their brightly colored waterproof clothing contrasting with the dark rock. We stopped briefly at the Glencoe Visitors Center to learn more about this magical place. The rain continued to fall.

Our last stop was in Fort William to buy groceries for the week. Aldi and Marks and Spencer provided all the food we needed for 8 days but then we were faced with the challenge of stuffing all the bags into the overloaded car. We were only a couple of hours from our final destination so it was not a big problem for bags to be on the floor, on the seats and on our laps. The rain continued to fall.

A few miles further and we reached the Corran Ferry to cross over to Molvern. While waiting for the ferry, we decided to check in on Liverpool FC who were playing Southampton in their penultimate game in the English Premier League. Thanks to modern cell phones and a virtual private network connection we were able to access a channel back in the states to watch the game live. We cannot tell you anything about the ferry crossing as we were all glued to phone screen watching the game. Despite going down to an early goal, Liverpool won the game 2-1. The rain continued to fall.

The rain fell with more intensity as we rolled off the ferry. Driving along single track roads as darkness fell, not seeing a single vehicle for the next 45 minutes. Stopping frequently for sheep sitting in the middle of the road. Rounding a bend to find a herd of deer crossing, they looked at us with total disdain. How dare these humans invade our space. The rain continued to fall.

We pulled up at the Ardtornish Estate just after 9pm. It had been a long 13 hour journey and he only thing left was to unpack the car, have a light snack and a wee dram before falling into bed. The rain continued to fall.