As soon as the dictionary closed

A huge word fight broke out

The adjectives were being hunted down for being politically incorrect

Adverbs refused to be connected exclusively with verbs and were demanding total independence

Pronouns were running around creating mayhem and beating up random words who dared to connect them to the wrong gender

Subjects were making violent attacks on objects while the nouns made futile attempts to keep the peace

Prepositions went on strike so nobody knew where anybody was at or where they were going to