Leaf blowers create unnecessary noise pollution

Shattering peaceful mornings

Give that lazy landscaper a broom

Leave that leaf be where nature put it

All 2 stroke engines are noisy

Especially those screaming motorcycles

Make all motorcycles 4 stroke or electric

Eliminate 2 stroke powered weed whackers

Use electric or manual landscaping tools

We do not need any 2 stroke engines in this world

Lets get rid of jet skis

They are a big disturbance to waterfront dwellers

Unwanted noise and unwelcome wake would disappear instantly

Nobody needs to travel that fast over water

Another unwanted water craft is the flyboard water jet

It allows people to hover over the water

A totally useless piece of equipment

Disturbing marine wildlife in shallow waters

No more flyboards please

Lets stop using acronyms for everything

LOL BRB WTF BFF IDK IMHU

Language was never meant to be abbreviated

We should all speak and write in full clear sentences

My friend Norman went to order a coffee at Starbucks

He asked for a small coffee and was offered a tall size

He insisted he wanted a small coffee

Much to the disdain of the Starbucks barista

Starbucks coffee language should be banned

Then Norman can order a small coffee without being corrected

Single use plastics cause extensive pollution and harm to wildlife

Plastic bags, utensils, straws, cups, plates and wrapping material are the worst

These products should all be uninvented

Although plastic itself has many beneficial uses in medical devices

So I would not un-invent plastic as a material but restrict it in certain products

Whoever invented tobacco products made a huge mistake

Smoking causes serious health risks and death

Nobody needs to inhale nicotine and carcinogens

The world would be so much better without any tobacco products

I do not like the taste of brussels sprouts

In fact I hate all cruciferous vegetables

My life would have run a lot smoother if they had never been invented

No more smart Aleck brussels sprout eaters to mock my eating habits

Lets also un-invent all smart Alecks while we are at it