I am seriously considering becoming a dictator

Not the autocratic leader of a nation kind

Having my spoken words put directly into writing kind of dictator

That will eliminate the tedious task of typing

Which I have never been any good at

Despite being welded to a keyboard for many decades

I have never mastered multi finger key stokes

Hunting and pecking with just two fingers

Always the index finger on my left hand

But my right hand uses my middle finger

I have never noticed that until now

There must be an explanation for it

Even more weird is that I use the side of my middle finger

As my right index finger points towards the screen

Reminds me of a china cup afternoon tea drinker

With their pinky finger delicately pointing skyward

I hope that my middle finger keystroke is not deemed to be rude typing

If it is then my left hand pleads not guilty

My right hand will reluctantly go to jail in disgrace

Anyway back to being a dictator

It will be so much faster to use speech to text software

I will be able to focus on the screen as the words pop up

Unlike now where I look mostly at the keyboard

Occasionally looking up to see the numerous spelling errors

Mostly due to my fat right middle finger pressing the wrong key

Perhaps dictating is not the right way to go though

Much better to enjoy the silence of writing

Than listen to my own voice babbling on and on

I am sure it would annoy everybody in listening range

I am hoping that AI will invent a device to read minds

Then I could plug one in and point it to my shiny head

Watch my random thoughts appear on the screen in prose

Lets go one step further where everybody gets a thought reader

With an added adaptor for thought transmission

Then you will receive my daily writing directly into your head as a thought

You can even leave thought comments on a virtual Cheeky Monkey page

Which you never have to log onto because you will just think about it

No need to have a computer or keyboard at all in the future

AI will become so advanced that it will be able to predict my thoughts

My writing will continue well after I am dead thanks to AI taking over

It will be ever so easy to authenticate it as my writing 

You will spot the AI generated moddle fonger spelling mostakes