my name is Daisy

I live in an English farmhouse

we have a big garden

I often go outside to pee

I sleep a lot

my owners put food in my bowl

I slurp when I drink

I like tummy rubs

they take me on daily walks

they think they lead the way

but I am their leader

I pull them around

their arms get tired

when we get back I take a nap

usually on the couch

I like to steal socks

I might let go for a treat

they think I am trained

but its me who trained them

to give me a treat when I sit or lay down

if they go out and leave me

I take a long nap

when they come back

I wag my tail and jump on them

they are so grateful

that they give me more treats

who said its a dogs life

my life is great

better than most humans