Plagiarism rules

So they say

Paranoia rules

They are coming after me

Alcoholics rule

Drink up

Numbers rule

Go figure

Masogonists rule 

Feminist propaganda

Kleptomaniacs rule

Put it back

Satan rules

God bless him

Kings rule

But they never measure up

Jesus saves

Will he lend me cash?

Doctors rule

Take the medicine

Arguments rule

No they don’t

Fairy godmothers rule

Wishful thinking

Magicians rule

Then they disappear

Wives rule

Yes they do