You are having a conversation with somebody

Its pretty lame mundane stuff

Then all of a sudden without warning

They start giving you too much information

It might be graphic details of a medical procedure

Or details of some uncomfortable bodily function

Perhaps just too much personal information

You want to interject and ask them to stop

But decide to let them go on

Hoping that the TMI is finished

But TMI keeps on flowing faster and deeper

The TMI damage is done now

You cannot unhear what has been said

You try and change the subject but they ignore you

They are determined to unload their grisly TMI story on you

You start to feel repulsed and physically sick

They do not pick up on your feelings at all

Its just one big TMI motherload dumped in your lap now

Like a steaming pile of cow dung

It becomes an information overload

More than your brain wants to process

You start to suffer acute embarrassment

Then thankfully the person moves on and leaves you

You need to rid yourself of all they told you

Visualize a big trash can in your mind

Drop all their words into that trash can

Scoop them all up while they are still warm

Then put the lid on the trash can and wheel it to the curb

It will soon be picked up and emptied 

You will start to feel better quickly

Too much TMI is TMTMI