Useppa Island

Fancy name

Near Sanibel

Sort of

Sandbar origin

No bridges

Too far

Boat required

Inhabited today

Nobody local

Money required

Mostly humans

Private island

Exclusive club

Not public

Members only

Costly join

Invited guests

Feel grateful

Paradise found

Previously lost

Small houses

Expensive land

Hideaway homes

Seasonal occupants

Some manicured

Preppy owners

Others secluded

Off grid

Pretty flowers

Ugly leaves

Big trees

Small paths

Secluded beaches

No roads

Golf carts

Walking trails

Breathtaking views

Tiny museum

Tennis court

Helicopter pad

Collier Inn

Harborside bar

No nightclub

Cute place

Been there

Got T-shirt

Very expensive

No return

Useppa unzipped