Rupert the infamous drunken randy rabbit

Had a well known but very unpleasant rabbit habit

Of chasing pretty young rabbit girls

And pulling their cute furry rabbit curls

Forcing them to have his wicked rabbit way

Ignoring whatever rabbit words of protest they did rabbit say

Every evening at the rabbit bar drinking his rabbit ale

Rupert told rabbit tales about chasing another rabbit girl rabbit tail

But Rupert did not have a rabbit clue about what he should rabbit do

When one brave rabbit girl started shouting “me rabbit too“

Next time randy Rupert rabbit went out on the rabbit prowl

He was arrested by the local constabulary patrolling owl

No longer boasting his rabbit conquests while guzzling rabbit ale

Rupert was locked up with other delinquent rabbits in the county rabbit jail

Now the me rabbit too girls frolic in the rabbit fields without any rabbit fear

Rupert is behind rabbit bars without rabbit access to rabbit girls or rabbit beer