pick up a beer can

ice cold

grab the ring pull

listen to the crack and woosh

bring it to your lips

the cold can feels good

especially on a hot day

take a big sip

savor the taste

slow swallow

take another sip

soon the can is empty

get another cold beer

tape the bottom to the empty can

repeat often

build yourself a wizard staff

teach others how to build a wizard staff

compare your staff to others

meet other buzzed wizards

support yourself with your staff

do the wizard stagger