The undercover police detective was making enquiries

Writing detailed notes in his numerous well thumbed diaries

He brought in a notorious local thug to interrogate

Firing questions towards him at a manic machine gun rate

Where is Mary Jane he angrily barked

Her abandoned car is by your house suspiciously badly parked

The thug laughed in his face like a drunken hyena 

Claiming he had never even seen her

The detective was not at all amused

Soon the thug was all battered and bruised

Enquiries continued in earnest

Using unconventional methods not quite the fairest

Despite having huge muscles and a devil tattooed chest ever so hairy

The thug eventually broke down and sang like an operatic canary

Mary Jane was quickly located thankfully safe and sound

Life returned to its abnormal normal in the gritty gray ghetto playground