Vacations and stress

you look forward to your vacation

plan everything well ahead

make all the reservations

confirm everything to be sure

double check the itinerary

arrange the house sitter to water the plants

nothing left to chance

but then the day of departure looms closer

frantic last minute packing

you cannot decide what to take

throwing it all into a bulging suitcase

taking stuff out because it will not close

then you check the weather

forecast is unusually cold for the destination

rip out a bunch of light clothes

stuff in some warmer layers

its almost midnight now

you have to leave at 5am for an early flight

the sink is full of dirty dishes

the trash cans are overflowing

at least 2 more hours of housework

before you can crash to bed

hard to sleep worrying about the early flight

you wake up totally exhausted

its much later than you planned

you skip breakfast

the plants will not get watered

dash to the airport 

long lines at the check in

longer lines at security

will you make it you wonder?

arriving at the gate

sweaty and disheveled

the flight is delayed

will you make the connecting flight?

stress levels explode

the departure gate is crowded

people all stressed and shouting

eventually you boared the plane

somebody is in your seat

they cannot read the seat numbers

you flop down exhausted

eyeing the empty seat next to you

praying it will not be taken

then a 400 pound man smiles at you

he takes the middle seat

you are trapped next to the window

it will be a long flight

the TV screen does not work

the plastic food tastes just like plastic

the expensive drinks seem well worth it

eventually you land

then a mad panic dash for your connection

you make it with seconds to spare

a relaxing second leg

2 more cocktails

then you disembark

watching every bag on the belt

no more bags going round

your bags have been lost

fill in forms and lose more time

go to the car rental office

resisting all the upselling

to find your rental is a micro car

fortunately your have no bags

drive to your hotel using GPS

it takes you forever in ever decreasing circles

they charge you an arm and a leg to park

you consider strangling the desk clerk

your room is noisy and not clean

you cannot sleep from worry

did I lock the back door?

will Mabel remember to water my plants?

is it safe to drink water here?

how many days before you go home?

Epic Journey

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Seven weeks ago we set off on a long vacation

Starting on the US east coast

We took a trans-Atlantic cruise for 12 nights

The ship stopped in Bermuda and the Azores

Final destination was Lisbon

After an enjoyable stay in Lisbon we flew to Madeira

Meeting up with some close friends

We spent the next 10 days exploring the island

Great food, wine, scenery and super friendly locals

We then flew to London for a brief stay before flying up to Inverness

We met up with family and rented a car

Next chapter was the NC 500

A 500 mile drive along the north coast of Scotland

It took a full week to complete

Our final destination was the Isle of Skye

Another week of exploration with more family members

The journey back home started with a 5 hour drive to Glasgow

A short flight to Dublin followed

The next day we flew to Iceland

A far too brief layover before boarding our flight back to the US

It was hard to stay awake during the 3 hour drive home

We took a lot of photos and made many memories

What did we learn from this journey?

The best way to avoid jet lag is to cross the ocean by sea

Losing an hour every other day is much better than stepping off a plane and losing 6 hours

Bermuda seems to be stuck in a time warp

Once a place for the super wealthy to hang out and hide their cash

As the old money dies off, nobody has taken then opportunity to develop the island for sun seeking tourists

We just wanted more and mores of the Azores

Punta Delgada has not been discovered yet, go soon before the developers swoop in

Spending days at sea makes you appreciate the vastness of the Atlantic ocean

The early sailing explorers were so brave

Lisbon has a special place in our hearts

Our fifth visit revealed even more amazing history and culture

Port tastes so much better when looking out over Lisbon and eating local food

Lisbon has been discovered, no longer the quiet backwater we knew a decade ago

Madeira is a gem

A huge rock towering out of the ocean off the coast of Africa

Its similar to Hawaii but in the Atlantic

Spectacular scenery and super friendly locals

Madeira wine is nectar, it can send you to heaven on earth

We enjoyed Fado, traditional Portuguese music full of emotion

London is a huge city but the locals are super friendly

English beer is warm

Fish and chips is an additive English pleasure

Inverness is the gateway to the highlands

The NC500 attracts too many RVs

John O’Groats is always cold and windy

Its hard to keep your eyes on the road when driving through spectacular Scottish scenery

Haggis is a great breakfast food

Scotland is mostly mountains, lakes(lochs), rivers, waterfalls, sheep, deer, pubs, distilleries, castles, highland cows, single track roads and rain

Scottish people never complain about rain

It rains in Scotland almost every day but the locals call it mist

Its hard to find the bathroom at night after three weeks away from home in multiple hotels

Single malt whisky tastes truly amazing in front of a log fire in the Scottish highlands

The Isle of Skye is breathtaking

All whisky distilleries smell like malt

Its so easy to make whisky, the ingredients are: water, barley, yeast and lots of magic

Guinness in Ireland tastes amazing

Irish hospitality is hard to beat

Iceland is mostly black volcanic rock with puffs of steam rising up

Iceland has also been discovered so best to go in the shoulder season

Jet lag is much worse when flying westward

Yes we would do it all again in a heartbeat

Nothing more precious than spending quality time with family and good friends

Home sweet home is a welcome place after a long vacation

I am still confused upon waking each morning, what country/time zone/place am I in?

Caribbean cruisers

Berthing maneuvers

Luggage movers

Embarking cruisers

Vacationing users

Nutrition abusers

Exercise refusers

Overweight bruisers

Mixologist infusers

Alcohol misusers

Tipsy boozers

Sleeping snoozers

Gambling confusers

Casino losers

Losing accusers

Shopping perusers

Selling schmoozers

Massaging soothers

Happiness oozes

Berthing maneuvers

Disembarking cruisers

Luggage movers

Homebound cruisers

Good morning Tuscany

We arrived in Tuscany after 36 hours of travel

A small hotel perched on a hilltop

It was late evening but our friends were still up

They greeted us with big hugs and a glass of wine

We swapped travel horror stories

Finally it was time to relax

The wine flowed more

We were happy to be together

This was the start of our adventure in Tuscany

We had no idea what the place looked like

Having driven the last few hundred miles in darkness

We drank more wine and chatted until late

Jet lag mixed with alcohol took its toll

It was time to turn in and sleep horizontal

The bed was so welcoming

Dreams went ignored

Deep deep sleep

Waking early the next morning

Feeling a little groggy

Blaming it all on jet lag

I stepped up to open the window shutters

Bright sunshine flooded the room

Rolling hills plastered with vineyards

Tiny lanes negotiated by crazy fast Italian drivers

The low sun accentuated the colors of the trees

The plowed fields looked bone dry

It was a very warm autumn morning

Much warmer than we were expecting

We had packed sweaters and coats

A hot shower was so refreshing

Thankfully I had packed shorts

We joined our friends for breakfast

Cured meats and delicious local cheese

Accompanied by crusty fresh baked bread

Home baked cakes and tarts

Washed down with very strong coffee

We planned to relax all morning

Good morning Tuscany

Vacation planning

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Planning trip

Destination debating

Itinerary drafting 

Brainstorming ideas

European adventure

Mediterranean cruise

Departs Rome

Go early

Rome tourism

Explore Tuscany

Then cruise

Onward London

See family

Visit daughter

Hug grandson

Make memories

Return home

Decided itinerary

Cruise booked

Find flights

Hotel reservations

Train tickets

Plans made

Dates fixed

Family onboard

Calendar entry

Counting days

Anticipation growing