finding a bunch of cash in clothes you have not worn for a while

is like winning the lottery without buying a ticket

such a bonus to find something you never remember losing

you skip all the anguish of searching for it

and go straight to the joy of finding

the sensible thing to do would be to save it

add it to your rainy day fund

but thats not happening with this cash

it is reserved exclusively for frivolous spending

you could buy something whacky and impractical

or spoil yourself with hand made chocolates

maybe a fancy cocktail at the bar

these are all much more fun than holding a bank deposit slip

everybody should experience the joy of finding free money

we should all pay it forward and hide cash in clothes

not just your own clothes but in the pockets of friends and family

share the joy in your lovers face as she stumbles upon her free money

watch your kids get excited to find their shoes full of coins

of course you must never own up to stashing cash

best to let the finders think they just found their own money

there should be a national stash some cash day

the economy will boom when all that money gets spent

people today will want to stash virtual cash

Venmo your distant friends an anonymous payment

they might even do the same for you

you will smile too when your Venmo App lights up at an unplanned deposit