as I awaken

my wife makin

eggs and bacon

fried not shaken

got the munchies

crackers and cheese

with flavor guarantees

oh yes please

curry and rice

oh so nice

full of spice

eat it twice 

by all means

rice and beans

better than sardines

full of proteins

a software engineer

constantly drank beer

made him queer

ruined his career

fish and chips

lick your lips

and your fingertips

watching an eclipse

had a hunch

time to munch

soon be lunch

crispy salad crunch

hey come back

got a snack

in my backpack

its a sixpack

hi there mister

saw your sister

selling moonshine liquor

getting rich quicker

with enormous conceit

eat grilled meat

drink scotch neat

life now complete