Nights in white satin

(School days studying at home in the summer heat)

Anarchy in the UK

(college days and punk rock)

Let me introduce to you, the act we have known for all these years

(Liverpool city centre drab shops)

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away

(my first love affair)

Lets go surfin now

(California sunshine)

Donald where’s yer troosers

(Crazy fun Robert Burn’s birthday parties)

You’ll never walk alone

(grown men crying at the start of Liverpool football club games)

I’ll give you all I’ve got to give

(rainy days at school)

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas

(Snow, log fire, tinsel, sherry, mince pies and presents)

Don’t stop believin

(singing really loud and off key with inebriated friends)

Excuse me while I kiss the sky

(the smell of funny cigarettes)

Should auld acquaintance be forgot

(Family new year’s eve parties with lots of Scotch whisky)

Love is the drug for me

(My wedding)

Parklife

(Patricia and Norman arrival celebration)

School’s out forever

(my last day at school)

Livin on a prayer

(Dancing in the sand and spilling beer at Seacrets in Ocean City)

My heart is drenched wine

(Getting divorced)

You would never break the chain

(Watching formula One motor racing on BBC TV)

Its

(Monty Python)

Smoke on the water

(Boating on Turville Creek with Norby and Maria)