
A noise woke me up early this morning
It was a big blue monster roaring in the street
He seemed angry and impatient
Stopping outside our condo building menacingly
A man got out of his side and walked into the parking area
Emerging a few minutes later wheeling a large trash dumpster
The blue monster unfolded his two big long horns from behind his ears
They were now sticking forward like he was ready to do battle
I wonder if these monsters fight and lock horns during mating season
Dueling over feeding grounds and the right to be king of the herd
The man wheeled the dumpster into the street in front of the monster
Creeping forward slowly until his horns slid through holes in the dumpster sides
It was effortlessly impaled with precision
With a hungry roar he lifted the dumpster up high
Tipping it backwards into a big opening on his back
The monster shook the dumpster violently to release all its contents
Once empty he reversed his horns to place the dumpster back in the street
He slithered back to pull out his impaled horns
The man wheeled the empty dumpster away and returned with a second full one
Obviously one dumpster load was not enough for the hungry monster
He impaled the second one and ate all its contents too
The opening in his back seemed completely full
Then a big plate slid across pushing all the trash deep into the monsters belly
He folded his big horns back behind his ears
After a few grunts he was ready to look for another meal
The man in the yellow jacket climbed back into the monster
Roaring off towards the condo building next door
The two empty trash cans were wheeled away
Placed under the trash chutes to gather more monster food
Residents visit the trash chutes daily with their monster food contributions
I wonder what would happen if the monster did not show up for a few days
What would the residents do with all that monster food
Or what if the residents stopped feeding him completely
Would he curl up and die from starvation
He likes to feed early in the morning when nobody is around
Maybe he sleeps it off for the rest of the day
I am setting my alarm early for tomorrow
So I can witness the monster having his monster breakfast again
Perhaps the man in the yellow jacket will let me feed the monster