I am a better driver than a passenger
Correcting your spouse’s driving errors is a sure way to start an argument
People drive too close to the car in front, especially in the rain
Does a red traffic light mean stop your vehicle and pick your nose?
So sad to see trash at the side of almost every road
Most male drivers on the eastern shore are in a pickup truck
Royal Farm gas stations are taking over the world
Windshield wipers are hypnotic
Uncut grass looks untidy and neglected
I wonder if anybody ever uses the mile markers
Truck drivers give the appearance of being incredibly bored
Most big cars have a single occupant
This land is so flat, it must be depressing for mountain bikers
Who wakes up one day thinking I am starting a pet cemetery
Young woman driving with Vietnam Veteran sticker on back window?
Orange colored cars look stupid
Cell towers look menacing
Why do farmers irrigate fields when its raining?
Cheeky Monkey Poetry 