Kevin did not know what to do so he sent a message for Billy who came round fast

Hey Kevin this is a really difficult situation you got going on man

Its strictly forbidden for any cough to have a relationship like this

They only allow it if both hosts are living together already

So what am I going to do? asked Kevin

Janet is going to have a baby and her host is single

Well there is only one way to make this work said Billy

We have to get Ralph and Suzanne hooked up

Then you and Janet can be together 24/7

Billy whispered the details to Kevin

Next time Ralph was with his drinking friends, Kevin made sure he coughed a lot

Especially when his friends were talking

They got very annoyed and told Ralph to get his cough checked out

Ralph agreed to go see his doctor and of course he had another coughing fit there

The doc asked Ralph how much he smoked and rolled his eyes

Look Ralph let me put this clear and straight to you

Give up smoking immediately and start exercising

Eat healthier food and cut down on the booze

Otherwise you will be dead soon, this lifestyle is killing you

Ralph went into shock and quit smoking immediately

He took on a personal trainer who gave him a healthy eating plan

Within six weeks Ralph was looking like a new man

He even had a haircut and bought some new clothes

He still went to the same bar but drank lite beer instead of hard liquor

All his friends were making fun of the new Ralph

The commotion caught the attention of Suzanne the cute bartender

She called Ralph over saying I need to ask you something

Whispering to him can you help me give up smoking because its done wonders for you

Sure I will Suzanne, come round and see me after work

And so a friendship developed between the two of them

Allowing Kevin and Janet to spend a lot of time together

A few months later Suzanne developed a little baby cough

Kevin was now a proud dad and deliriously happy

Suzanne moved in with Ralph and they were all two big happy coughing families

The years passed without any drama and baby cough grew bigger

One day a cough showed up in a suit asking for Kevin

Handing him an envelope saying you have been served

Inside there was an eviction notice

You gotta leave soon because your placement is being terminated 

I’ll be back tomorrow to serve papers to Janet said the suited cough