Put some travel in your belly

I have been so fortunate to travel extensively

exploring many places and seeing spectacular sights

tasting some incredible food along the way

the pandemic put a big damper on all travel

I had to find other ways to satisfy my travel urges

travel documentaries are fun but its not the same as being there

I seem to gravitate toward travel shows with a culinary theme

then the penny dropped

I can still travel around the world while staying at home

I just have to eat my way to different places

some nice fresh sushi sends me to Japan

moussaka magically has me mingling in Greece

nasi goreng has me noodling around Indonesia

swedish meatballs send me to Sweden

a rice and beans dish races me to Mexico

pho floats me all the way to Vietnam

pizza and ice cream puts me firmly in Italy

Irish stew with a Guinness has me shipped to Ireland 

kibbeh kicks me over to Lebanon

ceviche has me salivating in Peru

I can sip a fine port and be pondering in Portugal

a spicy chicken vindaloo curry whisks me off to India

magret de canard with a glass of Bordeaux makes me go to France

tapas takes me straight to Spain

moules frites has me mulling around Belgium

doner kebab delivers me to Turkey

poutine has me plodding around Canada

hot dogs heroically have me habitating in USA

Peking duck propels me to China

roast beef dinners religiously deliver me to England

haggis and a fine single malt heave me all the way to Scotland

pad Thai puts me perfectly into Thailand

dim sums deliberately drive me to Hong Kong

when my travel belly gets really big and pendulous

I check myself into solitary confinement for some dreary travel free dieting

Vacations and stress

you look forward to your vacation

plan everything well ahead

make all the reservations

confirm everything to be sure

double check the itinerary

arrange the house sitter to water the plants

nothing left to chance

but then the day of departure looms closer

frantic last minute packing

you cannot decide what to take

throwing it all into a bulging suitcase

taking stuff out because it will not close

then you check the weather

forecast is unusually cold for the destination

rip out a bunch of light clothes

stuff in some warmer layers

its almost midnight now

you have to leave at 5am for an early flight

the sink is full of dirty dishes

the trash cans are overflowing

at least 2 more hours of housework

before you can crash to bed

hard to sleep worrying about the early flight

you wake up totally exhausted

its much later than you planned

you skip breakfast

the plants will not get watered

dash to the airport 

long lines at the check in

longer lines at security

will you make it you wonder?

arriving at the gate

sweaty and disheveled

the flight is delayed

will you make the connecting flight?

stress levels explode

the departure gate is crowded

people all stressed and shouting

eventually you boared the plane

somebody is in your seat

they cannot read the seat numbers

you flop down exhausted

eyeing the empty seat next to you

praying it will not be taken

then a 400 pound man smiles at you

he takes the middle seat

you are trapped next to the window

it will be a long flight

the TV screen does not work

the plastic food tastes just like plastic

the expensive drinks seem well worth it

eventually you land

then a mad panic dash for your connection

you make it with seconds to spare

a relaxing second leg

2 more cocktails

then you disembark

watching every bag on the belt

no more bags going round

your bags have been lost

fill in forms and lose more time

go to the car rental office

resisting all the upselling

to find your rental is a micro car

fortunately your have no bags

drive to your hotel using GPS

it takes you forever in ever decreasing circles

they charge you an arm and a leg to park

you consider strangling the desk clerk

your room is noisy and not clean

you cannot sleep from worry

did I lock the back door?

will Mabel remember to water my plants?

is it safe to drink water here?

how many days before you go home?

Epic Journey

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Seven weeks ago we set off on a long vacation

Starting on the US east coast

We took a trans-Atlantic cruise for 12 nights

The ship stopped in Bermuda and the Azores

Final destination was Lisbon

After an enjoyable stay in Lisbon we flew to Madeira

Meeting up with some close friends

We spent the next 10 days exploring the island

Great food, wine, scenery and super friendly locals

We then flew to London for a brief stay before flying up to Inverness

We met up with family and rented a car

Next chapter was the NC 500

A 500 mile drive along the north coast of Scotland

It took a full week to complete

Our final destination was the Isle of Skye

Another week of exploration with more family members

The journey back home started with a 5 hour drive to Glasgow

A short flight to Dublin followed

The next day we flew to Iceland

A far too brief layover before boarding our flight back to the US

It was hard to stay awake during the 3 hour drive home

We took a lot of photos and made many memories

What did we learn from this journey?

The best way to avoid jet lag is to cross the ocean by sea

Losing an hour every other day is much better than stepping off a plane and losing 6 hours

Bermuda seems to be stuck in a time warp

Once a place for the super wealthy to hang out and hide their cash

As the old money dies off, nobody has taken then opportunity to develop the island for sun seeking tourists

We just wanted more and mores of the Azores

Punta Delgada has not been discovered yet, go soon before the developers swoop in

Spending days at sea makes you appreciate the vastness of the Atlantic ocean

The early sailing explorers were so brave

Lisbon has a special place in our hearts

Our fifth visit revealed even more amazing history and culture

Port tastes so much better when looking out over Lisbon and eating local food

Lisbon has been discovered, no longer the quiet backwater we knew a decade ago

Madeira is a gem

A huge rock towering out of the ocean off the coast of Africa

Its similar to Hawaii but in the Atlantic

Spectacular scenery and super friendly locals

Madeira wine is nectar, it can send you to heaven on earth

We enjoyed Fado, traditional Portuguese music full of emotion

London is a huge city but the locals are super friendly

English beer is warm

Fish and chips is an additive English pleasure

Inverness is the gateway to the highlands

The NC500 attracts too many RVs

John O’Groats is always cold and windy

Its hard to keep your eyes on the road when driving through spectacular Scottish scenery

Haggis is a great breakfast food

Scotland is mostly mountains, lakes(lochs), rivers, waterfalls, sheep, deer, pubs, distilleries, castles, highland cows, single track roads and rain

Scottish people never complain about rain

It rains in Scotland almost every day but the locals call it mist

Its hard to find the bathroom at night after three weeks away from home in multiple hotels

Single malt whisky tastes truly amazing in front of a log fire in the Scottish highlands

The Isle of Skye is breathtaking

All whisky distilleries smell like malt

Its so easy to make whisky, the ingredients are: water, barley, yeast and lots of magic

Guinness in Ireland tastes amazing

Irish hospitality is hard to beat

Iceland is mostly black volcanic rock with puffs of steam rising up

Iceland has also been discovered so best to go in the shoulder season

Jet lag is much worse when flying westward

Yes we would do it all again in a heartbeat

Nothing more precious than spending quality time with family and good friends

Home sweet home is a welcome place after a long vacation

I am still confused upon waking each morning, what country/time zone/place am I in?

Things you only notice when crossing the pond

Things that Europeans notice when visiting the United States

Everything is measured in ‘old’ units

Public bathroom doors have huge gaps

Meal portions are huge

People take food home from restaurants, frowned upon in Europe

American flags are everywhere

Service staff are badly paid and need tips to survive

Dwellings are so much bigger

Cars are bigger and guzzle gas

Everybody says thank you

Mail is left in the street in an open mailbox

Dollar bills of all denominations are the same size and color

Drinking age of 21 is the highest in the world

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Americans notice these when visiting Europe

Hotel rooms generally much smaller

No electrical outlets in bathrooms

Culture is different in each European country- food, language, traditions, landscapes, architecture etc

Washing machines are smaller and dryers are not universal, people mostly air laundry dry

Stereotypes are not true, French people are typically friendly. Most Europeans speak English and are not offended if you don’t speak their language

Cities are much more walkable

Public transport is extensive and easily accessible

Most public toilets charge a small fee

Drinks are served without ice

People eat dinner later

Meals are not rushed and you have to ask for the bill

Food quality in Europe is excellent

Cheeky Monkey postings will be erratic for a while

The Cheeky Monkey is traveling

There will be long periods without internet access

Postings may not go out during these times

Maybe not a bad thing to be off the grid occasionally

Thank you for your understanding

Stay Cheeky!

Crowded travel

Woke up 6am

In England

Great vacation

Family reunion

Travel day

Packed cases

Light breakfast

Family hugs

Tearful goodbyes

9am taxi

Crowded roads

11am Airport

Crowded check-in

Crowded terminal

Crowded security

Crowded gate

Crowded boarding

Crowded flight

Arrived Iceland 

2hr layover

Crowded terminal 

Crowded cafe

Crowded restroom

Crowded gate

Crowded boarding

Crowded flight

Crowded movies

Took nap

Crowded dreams

Arrived USA

Passport control

Crowded lines

Baggage delayed

Crowded belt

Walked outside

Crowded pickup

Found ride

uncrowded drive

Arrived Home

No crowds

22hr journey

Uncrowded house

Uncrowded bed

Uncrowded sleep

Uncrowded dreams

5am awake

Jet lagged

No crowds

Relaxing day

Uncrowded unpacking

Uncrowded reflections

Happy memories

Forgot crowds

Iceland in October

Most people head for the sun on vacation

Selecting a time and place when good weather is guaranteed

Relaxing on a beach or by a pool

Taking long walks on warm dry trails

Selecting a time and place when good weather is guaranteed

So why choose Iceland in October

Its known to be one of their wettest months of the year

It rains almost every day 

Temperatures are on the cool side 0°C to 7°C (32°F to 45°F)

Its often very cloudy and impossible to see the northern lights

The weather is not a problem if you dress for it

Layer up for warmth with a a good waterproof outer layer and sturdy footwear

You will stay warm and dry even in horizontal driving rain

The scenery is truly spectacular 

Iceland’s lagoons are toasty warm all year round

The local people are equally warm and friendly

Icelandic food is delicious 

So don’t let the weather put you off

Put Iceland on your bucket list now

Even in October

The Journey

Sam

Its been a month on the road and in the air

We flew to London

Then flew to Milan

Drove to Tuscany

Met our Miami besties

Stayed at a Vineyard

Drove to Sienna

Took a train to Civitavecchia

Boarded a cruise ship

Sailed to Crete

Stopped in Greece

Explored Istanbul

Wandered around Sorento

Drove to Rome

Explored Rome

Said goodbye to our Miami besties

Flew to London

Drove to East Sussex

Had a whole week with the family

Saw my grandson in a play

Laughed a lot

Cried a little

Walked on Brighton Pier

Visited the home of King George IV

Ate fabulous meals

Drank fine wines

Drank warm beer in English pubs

Played games

Exchanged lots of hugs

Felt the family love

Drove to Heathrow

Now waiting to board a plane to DC

Its been an incredible journey

Made lots of memories

Took a lot of selfies

Probably gained a few pounds

Would do it all again

Day 11 – Veni Vidi but no Vici

Our ship docked at Civitavecchia outside Rome

We found our driver but the traffic was heavy due to the rail strike

We reached Rome late morning and dropped our bags at the AirBnB

We planned to conquer Rome on foot

Starting with the Spanish Steps

Unfortunately there were so many tourists it was hard to see any steps at all

Onward we marched towards the Trevi Fountain

Through a heaving sea of wall to wall tourists

We found the fountain under siege from selfie seeking tourists

There must have been ten thousand people around it

Our mission to conquer Rome was a total failure

We decided to return to the Air BnB, take a nap and then head out for a quiet dinner

Fortunately our dinner reservation was not in a touristy area

We had a fabulous meal to round off our our Italian adventure

The next morning we flew to London to spend time with our family

We reflected on the things we had learned during this memorable trip

The volume of tourists even in the shoulder season of October was astronomical

We are not sure if this is a post Covid phenomena or just the world population exploding

The second thing we reflected on was human conflict and wars

Its not a new thing as we learned the history of conflicts surrounding the ancient ruins we visited

Mankind has been waging war for thousands of years

Even with the lessons learned in history it still goes on today

Very sad

Other than that we had a truly fabulous vacation

Day 10 Naples

Sorrento

Our last port of call before the end of the cruise

We opted to skip Naples completely

Instead we took a ferry to Sorrento

Its a small ferry and packed to capacity

Its only a 45 minute ride but it rocked and bounced all the way

Spectacular views of the coastline

Sorrento is perched on the top of a cliff

No cable cars here so its a long walk up a winding road with plenty of stairs to climb

Eventually we reach the square in the middle of town

Its a cute place bustling with people but not overcrowded so its easy to walk around

We decided to explore a pedestrianized street and browse the shops

Sorrento is famous for lemon cello and its on sale everywhere

Lemon souvenirs are everywhere too

We wander into a cute clothing store to buy me a shirt

I pick out a plain blue linen shirt

My first purchase of the entire trip

We continue wandering down narrow alley ways lined with shops

With just a couple of hours at Sorrento we look for a place to eat lunch

Opting for a pizza place with outdoor seating

Of course we order pizza but also a tasty octopus salad and a delicious ham and melon dish

We engage in our favorite sports of eating and people watching

The walk downhill to the ferry is much quicker than the climb up

We have enough time to drink a refreshing lemon cello spritz

The return ferry is a much bigger twin hull jet boat

Much more stable and a smooth ride back

Thankfully the big lunch stays down

The ferry docks right next to our ship

Within minutes we are back on board

I decide to pack my case as we have to disembark early tomorrow

We learn that there will be a national strike on Italian railroads tomorrow

Our planned train journey to Rome will not be possible

I spend over an hour online trying to book a taxi to take us from the ship to Rome

Eventually the reservation is complete and we can enjoy our last evening on the cruise