Plato

three friends were talking at a bar

one of them was considering retirement

he asked the other two for advice

his foolish friend had lots to say

only weak people give up working

you are nowhere near burned out at work

its just a rough patch in your career

buckle down and work harder

you would be bored all day if you retired

you would miss your high paying job

paying your own health insurance sucks

I am never going to retire

you should work until you die

retired couples get on each others nerves all day

who wants to eat early bird specials for dinner

with a bunch of boring old people

he turned to his wise friend

who took a deep breath before saying

the mere fact that you are considering retirement

means its time to start that exciting new chapter of your life