Not all thoughts escape me

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I start my day at the computer

opening my writing from yesterday 

I delete everything

I advance the date to today

the screen is now blank

Its a signal to clear my mind completely

I wait patiently for a passing thought

I let the first few thoughts go by unmolested

I can see them clearly but choose to ignore them

like strangers walking down the other side of the street

the traffic between us is heavy and noisy

then suddenly an interesting thought appears

moving quickly along the other side

I must wait for a gap in the traffic

I eventually cross over and chase after him

he ignores my pleas to slow down 

escaping my grasp before he disappears forever

this side of the street is empty now

the other side is crowded with attractive thoughts

I must return to the other side

I see a small gap and take a huge risk

running fast between speeding vehicles

I reach the other side out of breath

I confront a thought who stares at me in disbelief

what the hell do you want with me he demands

I need you for a poem I explain

hell no he says as he dashes into the busy street

brakes squeal and cars swerve to avoid him

he jumps back in front of me in a cold sweat

we make eye contact for a brief moment before he whispers to me

better to live forever in your poem than die escaping it

Bad medicine

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I went to the gym

With a workout in mind

I picked up a medicine ball

It was so heavy

Tried to hold it away from me

But I dropped it

Nearly broke my foot

Medicine ball

What a stupid name

For a foot killer ball

Bad medicine ball

Bad medicine

Monday Monday

Monday Monday

Can still be a fun day

Monday Monday

Closer to the weekend

Than yesterday

Monday Monday

Go for a run day

Bake in the sun day

Monday Monday

Its a deal done day

Spend a large sum day

Have friends come day

Monday Monday

Sip a coke with rum day

Be a beach bum day

Dream of it some day

Monday Monday

Lottery you won day

Put your best clothes on day

I do love a Monday

A poetic apology

Guru Nanak Prophet and poet

What is the difference between a poet and a prophet

If you ask a wise man he might say

Poets have special powers of imagination and expression

Prophets utter divinely inspired revelations

Poets might give you this kind of answer 

Prophets minus phrs equals poet

Phrs is the Icelandic word for fart

So if you fart on a Icelandic poet he becomes a prophet

When a prophet makes a prediction

You may be inclined to take it seriously

The predictions of a poet however

Are nothing more than pure fantasy

Those of you who already googled the word phrs are probably feeling deflated

I am sorry if my poetry is not prophetic enough for you

I truly have no credentials to make divine revelations

Have a very poetic day

Scratch poetry

I am trying to figure out

How to make poetry scratch cards

Sort of like lottery tickets

Except with writing under the silver paint

Buy a card and win a poem every time

More fun than reading numbers

That tell you you just lost again

It would have to be a short piece of prose

Nobody wants to scratch a novel sized poem

Even better would be a multi layer card

Scratch off the top layer for the first poem

Then scratch that away to reveal another poem

The poetic equivalent of the Russian doll

That has a doll inside every doll

The final scratch reveals a blank page

So you can write your own poem

Then you can paint over it

Give it as a gift to somebody special

What a great way to surprise folks

With witty two liners

Hidden under the scratch paint

You did not win the lottery

But you won my heart

…………………………………..

Thank you for scratching me

It itched a lot

…………………………………..

I dare you to resist scratching the second line

I knew you would do it

…………………………………………..

This message will self destruct

Fifteen seconds after scratching

………………………………….

If you scratch mine

I will scratch yours

………………………………….

I think I am falling in love with y….

Scratch that

HAPPY CHEEKY MONKEY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Cheeky Monkey Poetry is two years old!

The Cheeky Monkey has posted 675 poems and attracted 250 followers

Its been a fun second year posting something (almost) every day

A big thank you to Addison and Abby for creating and maintaining the website

Many thanks for all your comments and feedback, they mean a lot

The Cheeky Monkey has decided to keep up the challenge of posting daily for another year

Stay Cheeky!

love story

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Bad romance

Last dance

Parting hug

Apathetic shrug

Arriving home

All alone

Pouring drink

Long think

Grab phone

Fingers roam

Desperation calling

Expectations falling

Unexpected hellos

Invitation follows

Opening door

Lips explore

Kisses accepted

Relationship resurrected

Its still spring in Maryland

Its still spring in Maryland

A few summer teasing days came in April

But in mid May is still cool, rainy and windy

Warmer weather will arrive around Mid June

Until then summer is just an illusion

Its still spring in Maryland

We will have a Memorial day cookout

As the official start of summer

But it might be a cool dreary day

As we anticipate warmer days

Its still spring in Maryland

The marsh grasses have finally turned green

Birds have already nested 

Shrubs are starting to grow

No flowers in bloom yet

Its still spring in Maryland

Pools are not open yet

Because the water is still cold

They will look inviting by early June

Only the brave or foolish will swim then

Its still spring in Maryland

Rabbits are eating all the new shoots in our garden

Deer are stripping fresh leaves from our trees

Our landscaping is an endless buffet for wildlife 

They never say thanks or leave a tip

Its still spring in Maryland

Watermen have put out their crab pots

I see they are not catching much now

The water is not warm enough yet

Come summer there will be bumper harvests

Its still spring in Maryland

Looking forward to the summer

Long bike rides down empty country lanes

Lazy days by the pool

Sunset cruises with wine and jazz

Its still spring in Maryland

We are busy getting ready for summer

Soon to be enjoying those long hot days

Having fun with friends and family

Making memories of Maryland spring, summer and fall