
I went to the gym
With a workout in mind
I picked up a medicine ball
It was so heavy
Tried to hold it away from me
But I dropped it
Nearly broke my foot
Medicine ball
What a stupid name
For a foot killer ball
Bad medicine ball
Bad medicine

I went to the gym
With a workout in mind
I picked up a medicine ball
It was so heavy
Tried to hold it away from me
But I dropped it
Nearly broke my foot
Medicine ball
What a stupid name
For a foot killer ball
Bad medicine ball
Bad medicine

Monday Monday
Can still be a fun day
Monday Monday
Closer to the weekend
Than yesterday
Monday Monday
Go for a run day
Bake in the sun day
Monday Monday
Its a deal done day
Spend a large sum day
Have friends come day
Monday Monday
Sip a coke with rum day
Be a beach bum day
Dream of it some day
Monday Monday
Lottery you won day
Put your best clothes on day
I do love a Monday

Guru Nanak Prophet and poet
What is the difference between a poet and a prophet
If you ask a wise man he might say
Poets have special powers of imagination and expression
Prophets utter divinely inspired revelations
Poets might give you this kind of answer
Prophets minus phrs equals poet
Phrs is the Icelandic word for fart
So if you fart on a Icelandic poet he becomes a prophet
When a prophet makes a prediction
You may be inclined to take it seriously
The predictions of a poet however
Are nothing more than pure fantasy
Those of you who already googled the word phrs are probably feeling deflated
I am sorry if my poetry is not prophetic enough for you
I truly have no credentials to make divine revelations
Have a very poetic day

I am trying to figure out
How to make poetry scratch cards
Sort of like lottery tickets
Except with writing under the silver paint
Buy a card and win a poem every time
More fun than reading numbers
That tell you you just lost again
It would have to be a short piece of prose
Nobody wants to scratch a novel sized poem
Even better would be a multi layer card
Scratch off the top layer for the first poem
Then scratch that away to reveal another poem
The poetic equivalent of the Russian doll
That has a doll inside every doll
The final scratch reveals a blank page
So you can write your own poem
Then you can paint over it
Give it as a gift to somebody special
What a great way to surprise folks
With witty two liners
Hidden under the scratch paint
You did not win the lottery
But you won my heart
…………………………………..
Thank you for scratching me
It itched a lot
…………………………………..
I dare you to resist scratching the second line
I knew you would do it
…………………………………………..
This message will self destruct
Fifteen seconds after scratching
………………………………….
If you scratch mine
I will scratch yours
………………………………….
I think I am falling in love with y….
Scratch that

Cheeky Monkey Poetry is two years old!
The Cheeky Monkey has posted 675 poems and attracted 250 followers
Its been a fun second year posting something (almost) every day
A big thank you to Addison and Abby for creating and maintaining the website
Many thanks for all your comments and feedback, they mean a lot
The Cheeky Monkey has decided to keep up the challenge of posting daily for another year
Stay Cheeky!

Bad romance
Last dance
Parting hug
Apathetic shrug
Arriving home
All alone
Pouring drink
Long think
Grab phone
Fingers roam
Desperation calling
Expectations falling
Unexpected hellos
Invitation follows
Opening door
Lips explore
Kisses accepted
Relationship resurrected

Its still spring in Maryland
A few summer teasing days came in April
But in mid May is still cool, rainy and windy
Warmer weather will arrive around Mid June
Until then summer is just an illusion
Its still spring in Maryland
We will have a Memorial day cookout
As the official start of summer
But it might be a cool dreary day
As we anticipate warmer days
Its still spring in Maryland
The marsh grasses have finally turned green
Birds have already nested
Shrubs are starting to grow
No flowers in bloom yet
Its still spring in Maryland
Pools are not open yet
Because the water is still cold
They will look inviting by early June
Only the brave or foolish will swim then
Its still spring in Maryland
Rabbits are eating all the new shoots in our garden
Deer are stripping fresh leaves from our trees
Our landscaping is an endless buffet for wildlife
They never say thanks or leave a tip
Its still spring in Maryland
Watermen have put out their crab pots
I see they are not catching much now
The water is not warm enough yet
Come summer there will be bumper harvests
Its still spring in Maryland
Looking forward to the summer
Long bike rides down empty country lanes
Lazy days by the pool
Sunset cruises with wine and jazz
Its still spring in Maryland
We are busy getting ready for summer
Soon to be enjoying those long hot days
Having fun with friends and family
Making memories of Maryland spring, summer and fall

Getting older
Aging fast
Joints aching
Hearing fading
Friends passing
No surrender
Still active
Exercise daily
Bike riding
Long walks
Staying healthy
Working hard
Multiple projects
Fixing stuff
Feeling young
Mind alert
Writing poetry
Memories fresh
Visited often
Travel plans
Visit family
Maintain friendships
Discover more
Forever curious
Always learning
Happy birthday
To me
Many more
To come

Did I close the garage door?
I don’t remember taking my pills
did somebody move my car keys?
forgotten where I parked the car!
yes we all forget stuff like this
How can we avoid repeating these memory lapses. Well they are not really memory lapses, when doing things automatically you you hardly need to think about them. For example your breathing is controlled by your brain but do you remember when you last took a breath, probably not because you did it automatically without paying attention.
When you drive out of the garage, you most likely hit the door remote while driving off and it becomes an automatic action like any other part of your driving. So try this for a change, put a sticker or some kind of mark halfway down your garage door. Next time you back out of the garage, stop the car and put it in park before you hit the door remote. Don’t move the car until your eyes make firm contact with that mark on you garage door. Once you repeat this routine a few times it will become automatic and you will never have to turn back to check if its closed.
Organize your medication into a box with days of the week compartments. Yes thats what old people do but they are old for a reason, they still remember to take their daily medication.
Designate a place at home for your keys: a bowl by the front door, a drawer or a hook on the wall. Always put the key in the same place each time you enter the house. Most cars now have a push start so your car key can stay in your pocket or purse. Don’t leave them loose, fasten them to your purse or belt with a clip or carabina.
When you park in an unfamiliar place like a mall or airport parking, write down the row number on the parking ticket or take a photo with your phone. Some phones will help you find your parked car with GPS tracking apps. Hey where did I put my phone?

Poetry is just like cooking
Instead of a kitchen you might use an office
Instead of a stove you can use pen and paper or a computer
But the steps are just the same:
Inspiration
Gather ingredients
Preparation
Cook
Assemble
Serve
I get my poetry inspiration by observing the world around me or from memories of my experiences
I gather my poetry chef’s thoughts into a few words that describe something I want to write about
I sit down with my computer and prepare myself for writing
I add more words and start the word cooking process. I follow no recipe but I do add and subtract words until my alphabet soup tastes just right
Then I assemble my poetry dish by putting all the words onto a computer screen plate and I start editing until its fit to be eaten by my hungry readers
I serve my dish of poetry by posting my finished plate of words on the Cheeky Monkey website
Its the best poetry restaurant that I know
Lots of famous people eat their fresh daily poem there
There is even a take away service providing you more than 600 dishes of previously served gourmet word dishes
Bon Apetit!