HAPPY CHEEKY MONKEY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Cheeky Monkey Poetry is two years old!

The Cheeky Monkey has posted 675 poems and attracted 250 followers

Its been a fun second year posting something (almost) every day

A big thank you to Addison and Abby for creating and maintaining the website

Many thanks for all your comments and feedback, they mean a lot

The Cheeky Monkey has decided to keep up the challenge of posting daily for another year

Stay Cheeky!

love story

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Bad romance

Last dance

Parting hug

Apathetic shrug

Arriving home

All alone

Pouring drink

Long think

Grab phone

Fingers roam

Desperation calling

Expectations falling

Unexpected hellos

Invitation follows

Opening door

Lips explore

Kisses accepted

Relationship resurrected

Its still spring in Maryland

Its still spring in Maryland

A few summer teasing days came in April

But in mid May is still cool, rainy and windy

Warmer weather will arrive around Mid June

Until then summer is just an illusion

Its still spring in Maryland

We will have a Memorial day cookout

As the official start of summer

But it might be a cool dreary day

As we anticipate warmer days

Its still spring in Maryland

The marsh grasses have finally turned green

Birds have already nested 

Shrubs are starting to grow

No flowers in bloom yet

Its still spring in Maryland

Pools are not open yet

Because the water is still cold

They will look inviting by early June

Only the brave or foolish will swim then

Its still spring in Maryland

Rabbits are eating all the new shoots in our garden

Deer are stripping fresh leaves from our trees

Our landscaping is an endless buffet for wildlife 

They never say thanks or leave a tip

Its still spring in Maryland

Watermen have put out their crab pots

I see they are not catching much now

The water is not warm enough yet

Come summer there will be bumper harvests

Its still spring in Maryland

Looking forward to the summer

Long bike rides down empty country lanes

Lazy days by the pool

Sunset cruises with wine and jazz

Its still spring in Maryland

We are busy getting ready for summer

Soon to be enjoying those long hot days

Having fun with friends and family

Making memories of Maryland spring, summer and fall

Another year goes by

Getting older

Aging fast

Joints aching

Hearing fading

Friends passing

No surrender

Still active

Exercise daily

Bike riding

Long walks

Staying healthy

Working hard

Multiple projects

Fixing stuff

Feeling young

Mind alert

Writing poetry

Memories fresh

Visited often

Travel plans

Visit family

Maintain friendships

Discover more

Forever curious

Always learning

Happy birthday

To me

Many more

To come

Where are my car keys?

Did I close the garage door?

I don’t remember taking my pills

did somebody move my car keys?

forgotten where I parked the car!

yes we all forget stuff like this

How can we avoid repeating these memory lapses. Well they are not really memory lapses, when doing things automatically you you hardly need to think about them. For example your breathing is controlled by your brain but do you remember when you last took a breath, probably not because you did it automatically without paying attention.  

When you drive out of the garage, you most likely hit the door remote while driving off and it becomes an automatic action like any other part of your driving. So try this for a change, put a sticker or some kind of mark halfway down your garage door.  Next time you back out of the garage,  stop the car and put it in park before you hit the door remote.  Don’t move the car until your eyes make firm contact with that mark on you garage door.  Once you repeat this routine a few times it will become automatic and you will never have to turn back to check if its closed.

Organize your medication into a box with days of the week compartments. Yes thats what old people do but they are old for a reason, they still remember to take their daily medication.

Designate a place at home for your keys: a bowl by the front door, a drawer or a hook on the wall. Always put the key in the same place each time you enter the house. Most cars now have a push start so your car key can stay in your pocket or purse. Don’t leave them loose, fasten them to your purse or belt with a clip or carabina. 

When you park in an unfamiliar place like a mall or airport parking, write down the row number on the parking ticket or take a photo with your phone. Some phones will help you find your parked car with GPS tracking apps.  Hey where did I put my phone? 

Gourmet word dishes

Poetry is just like cooking

Instead of a kitchen you might use an office

Instead of a stove you can use pen and paper or a computer

But the steps are just the same:

Inspiration

Gather ingredients

Preparation

Cook

Assemble

Serve

I get my poetry inspiration by observing the world around me or from memories of my experiences

I gather my poetry chef’s thoughts into a few words that describe something I want to write about

I sit down with my computer and prepare myself for writing

I add more words and start the word cooking process. I follow no recipe but I do add and subtract words until my alphabet soup  tastes just right

Then I assemble my poetry dish by putting all the words onto a computer screen plate and I start editing until its fit to be eaten by my hungry readers

I serve my dish of poetry by posting my finished plate of words on the Cheeky Monkey website

Its the best poetry restaurant that I know

Lots of famous people eat their fresh daily poem there

There is even a take away service providing you more than 600 dishes of previously served gourmet word dishes

Bon Apetit! 

if you want to be happy

if you want to be happy

do not just sit around waiting

happiness does not fall out of the sky 

happiness is never thrust upon you

the happiness fairy will never visit you

first you must find a valid reason to be happy 

then hang onto it intensely

collect more reasons to be happy while you are happy

then change from one to another

like you would change your shoes

you can collect shoes too

happiness reasons and a good shoe collection is really all you need

if you want to be happy

When I was small

When I was small

I was afraid of big people

When I was small

I was afraid of the dark

When I was small

I was afraid of monsters

I am big now

I love big people 

I am big now

Darkness is my friend

I am big now

I chase monsters

My grandson is small

He hugs big people

My grandson is small

He likes the dark

My grandson is small

He shouts at the monsters

My wife is small

She can’t reach things

My wife is small

She can’t see the stage at concerts

My wife is small

She gets lost in crowds

My wife is small

But she has a huge heart

Don’t think small

Think large and dream high

Don’t think small

Reach for the stars and beyond

Don’t think small

Push yourself every day

Don’t think small

Think big

A plethora of couplets

Plagiarism rules

So they say

Paranoia rules

They are coming after me

Alcoholics rule

Drink up

Numbers rule

Go figure

Masogonists rule 

Feminist propaganda

Kleptomaniacs rule

Put it back

Satan rules

God bless him

Kings rule

But they never measure up

Jesus saves

Will he lend me cash?

Doctors rule

Take the medicine

Arguments rule

No they don’t

Fairy godmothers rule

Wishful thinking

Magicians rule

Then they disappear

Wives rule

Yes they do