In an effort to convert meat eat eaters to consume vegetables
Somebody came up with a new plant based burger
It has the same consistency texture and flavor as meat
Interestingly they kept the word in the title- Beyond Meat
Beer makes you fat and is intoxicating
We need to find a pure water based beverage
It must have the same taste and effect on you
But without the alcohol carbs or sugar- Beyond Beer
Cars are bad for the environment
Vehicle manufacturing creates a huge carbon footprint
Burned fuel is a pollutant
Lets rename the bicycle- Beyond Automobiles
Work can be very boring
Some jobs are downright dangerous
Most of us only do it for the money
Retirement has been rebranded- Beyond Work
Love is a wonderful thing
But you can fall out of it
We need to swap it with something more durable
It has to stay with you forever- Beyond Love
Working out is good for you
But it makes you tired and sweaty
And nobody really enjoys getting up at 5am to do it
Somebody must invent an alternative- Beyond Working Out
Social media is bad for you
Creating anxiety and insecurity
We should replace it with talk based communication
You don’t need an App you just speak it- Beyond FaceBook
Life is a wonderful thing
It is however very fragile
The biggest problem is that its finite
We need to find a replacement that lasts forever- Beyond Life
Cheeky Monkey Poetry 