pebble on the beach

she picked up a pebble on the beach at dawn

it was heart shaped

holding in in her open hand

she could feel the heartbeat

she put the pebble in her pocket

walked back to her waterfront home

her husband was still sleeping

placing the pebble on his pillow

she got back into bed

drifted off to sleep

dreaming about being loved

being held tight

a loud noise woke her

her husband was sitting up

somebody put a rock in the bed he yelled

he threw it against the wall

she decided not to own up

her husband got up and dressed

there was no good morning kiss

he left the house soon after

she got out of bed

found the pebble on the floor

holding it tight in her hand

no heartbeat it was cold and dead

it was time to move on

she packed a bag

made a few calls to friends

took a taxi to the airport 

she left a note on his pillow

I gave you my heart

but you threw it away

I am not made of stone

Pyramids were power plants built by aliens

When were the Egyptian pyramids built?

If you cannot recall then look it up

Be careful what you read on the internet

There are some fact based articles out there

But also a plethora of weird conspiracy theories

Many of them expertly packaged in convincing YouTube videos

I say convincing only from the style of production

They tell a story with great graphics and scientific references

Aimed at convincing you that all the archeologists got it wrong

No the pyramids are not Egyptian burial sites at all

They were ancient power plants producing electricity 

Drawing energy from underground water sources

The quartz in the compressed granite produced electricity

Which was wirelessly transmitted from the top of the pyramid

Receivers converted the energy into electricity to power light bulbs

It must be true because hieroglyphics show light bulb images

Or is it showing a snake in a jar perhaps?

Wait there is more conclusive evidence

The latitude of the pyramids is a unique number

But that number equals the speed of light exactly in m/s

Proving that the pyramids were built by aliens with advanced technology

As an engineer trained in science and mathematics this makes me cringe

Linking a position on the globe with the speed of light is totally bogus

There are many ways to express the speed of light depending on the units

Why would ancient aliens pick m/s as the magic correlation

Meters were only adopted as an arbitrary measurement in 1799

But of course science and mathematics is just a smokescreen for conspiracy theorists

They can weave a web of deceit and come up with any answer they want

Unfortunately the engineer in me thinks in a different way

I need to see a hypothesis with mathematical proof

Plus an experiment with reproducible data

I can see this all around me in our modern world of machines and technology

Conspiracy theorists paint a picture based on myths and magic

I believed in magic when I was a a kid

Until I discovered science

Cheeky Monkey wishes you happy and safe internet surfing

Remember to take a grain of salt with you

Smooth Jazz

Soft sounds

Rolling rhythms

Classic chords

Meandering melodies

Tantalizing tunes

Vivacious voices

Repeating riffs

Undulating undertones

Captivating keyboards

Sexy saxophones

Tripping trombones

Groovy guitars

Debonair drums

Soothing somethings

Relaxing rhymes

Chilling Chattanoogas

Delicate dancings

Smooth sighs

Tracking trumpets

Soft swishes

Captivating clarinets

Slow serenades

Dancefloor daydreams

Creative cats

Special strings 

Breathtaking beat

Hard homophonies

Beating basses 

Instant improvisations

Signature signatures

Nasty notes

Juicy jams

Emotive energies

Haphazard harmonicas

Delicate dynamics

Stuttering staccatos

Blues beats

Sleepy sonatas

Take your vitamins daily

Many people take vitamin supplements for their body

They can help keep your systems in equilibrium

But what about vitamins for your your mind?

They can help you, and those you interact with, feel so much better 

Try a large dose of these daily:

Kindness

Gentleness

Warmth

Compassion

They come with no government health warnings, no adverse reactions with other medications  and you cannot overdose 

Go for it and make the world a better place!

how to remember mundane stuff

Did I close the garage door?

I don’t remember taking my pills

did somebody move my car keys?

forgotten where I parked the car!

yes we all forget stuff like this

How can we avoid repeating these memory lapses. Well they are not really memory lapses, when doing things automatically you you hardly need to think about them. For example your breathing is controlled by your brain but do you remember when you last took a breath, probably not because you did it automatically without paying attention.  

When you drive out of the garage, you most likely hit the door remote while driving off and it becomes an automatic action like any other part of your driving. So try this for a change, put a sticker or some kind of mark halfway down the outside of your garage door.  Next time you back out of the garage,  stop the car and put it in park before you hit the door remote.  Don’t move the car until your eyes make firm contact with that mark on you garage door.  Once you repeat this routine a few times it will become automatic and you will never have to turn back to check if it’s closed.

Organize your medication into a box with days of the week compartments. Yes thats what old people do but they are old for a reason, they still remember to take their daily medication.

Designate a place at home for your keys: a bowl by the front door, a drawer or a hook on the wall. Always put the key in the same place each time you enter the house. Most cars now have a push start so your car key can stay in your pocket or purse. Don’t leave them loose, fasten them to your purse or belt with a clip or carabina. 

When you park in an unfamiliar place like a mall or airport parking write down the row number on the parking ticket or take a photo with your phone. Some phones will help you find your parked car with GPS tracking apps.  Hey where did I put my phone? 

things you don’t notice when you are the driver

I am a better driver than a passenger

Correcting your spouse’s driving errors is a sure way to start an argument

People drive too close to the car in front, especially in the rain

Does a red traffic light mean stop your vehicle and pick your nose?

So sad to see trash at the side of almost every road

Most male drivers on the eastern shore are in a pickup truck

Royal Farm gas stations are taking over the world

Windshield wipers are hypnotic

Uncut grass looks untidy and neglected

I wonder if anybody ever uses the mile markers

Truck drivers give the appearance of being incredibly bored

Most big cars have a single occupant

This land is so flat, it must be depressing for mountain bikers

Who wakes up one day thinking I am starting a pet cemetery

Young woman driving with Vietnam Veteran sticker on back window?

Orange colored cars look stupid

Cell towers look menacing

Why do farmers irrigate fields when its raining?

Modern phrases can drive you to drink

they say you should reduce your carbon footprint

I don’t recall ever stepping into carbon 

apparently its about your carbon emissions

perhaps all farts should be filtered to remove CO2

I am pretty sure I grew up eating gluten free

because the word gluten had not been invented then

we never ate anything called organic either

but we did buy fresh vegetables from the pig poo smelly farm

they say you can’t have your cake and eat it

who wants to buy a cake and NOT eat it

well I suppose it happens in my house sometimes

my wife once bought a cake but I ate it all

what is the point of saying everything happens for a reason

so that tree fell on his car for a reason

like he deserved it for being such a cheating husband

did the suicidal leaping tree feel sorry for his wife 

you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink

I have never led a horse anywhere

I suspect a horse knows when he is thirsty

and then he would lead you to water

why do people say whatsup when they greet you

did they totally forget that the sky is up

are their eyes incapable of seeing above them

just tell them “up” is the direction of a higher place

why do loving couples communicate like infants

wifey tells hubby I wuv my wittle babypoo

hubby says hey sweetums want a drinky winky

their embarrassed kids should tell them to grow up and talk like adults

are people really laughing out loud when they text LOL

I never saw an ass fall off somebody laughing

lets stop talking words altogether and just abbreviate

IMO BRB OMG LMAO IDK ILY WTF

Oh dear oh deer

There were four young deer in the forrest

Their names were Jack, Delores, Billy and Wendy

Jack was always leading them into trouble

Billy was carefree and oblivious to any danger

Delores and Wendy were nervous and always checking around them

They had grown up with each other and always stuck together

This was the first year they roamed far away from their parents

Lets go and raid some flower beds tonight said Jack

I’m in said Billy as Delores and Wendy rolled their eyes

The girls knew this adventure would not go smoothly

Long after dark they emerged from the forrest

Quietly walking through a neighborhood

The girls kept pausing to look and listen 

Billy and Jack were laughing and joking

They came across a big house with beautiful landscaping

Oh those flowers smell so sweet said Jack as he marched up the driveway

Billy was beside him smiling in anticipation of a tasty treat

The girls hung back nibbling on the bushes farthest from the house

Billy was trampling through flower beds and munching with abandon

Jack was heading for the sweetest blooms close to the house

After a few minutes they had almost decimated the front yard

Even the girls got bold and came closer to the house

Jack was laughing and Billy just kept eating everything in sight

Don’t get to too close to the house said Delores

Jack tripped the proximity sensor and the floodlights flashed on

They all froze and looked around ears pricked up

A dog started barking and the front door was opening

Run for it shouted Wendy as the big dog sprinted towards them

They ran as fast as they could back to the forrest

Delores could hear the dog barking well behind them

They out-ran the dog but did not stop until they were deep inside the forest

Jack and Billy started laughing as the girls scolded them

You boys just did not listen and almost got us killed they screamed

Lets finish the flowers and mess with that stupid dog again said Jack

Yea that was a ton of fun laughed Billy lets go back later

Delores caught the scent of a human and cried danger danger

An arrow came raining down and tore through Billy 

They all ran but Billy was mortally wounded and fell down

Delores and Wendy started to cry

Jack watched the hunters drag Billy’s limp body away

Reflections on the middle of everything

If Wednesday is the middle of the week

Do you consider the week half over or half to go?  If you knew when you will die, would you celebrate living half of your life or having half left?

Are you happy in this moment of time or are you waiting for a happier moment to come along?

I am declaring this moment in time to be transient because by the time you finished reading this sentence, the moment has gone forever and been replaced by another moment. 

Does this mean you can only be happy for the tiny moment we call now and then lose it all at the end of that moment forcing you to refill the arriving empty moment with more happiness? What an exhausting way to live, much easier to stay happy constantly and let the moments come visit you. 

Happy ?% completion of your life

Happy 17th day of this fourth month of your yearly orbit around the sun.

Happy middle of this week.

Happy Wednesday.

Happy Now………..