its no fun living in somebody else’s window

there I was sitting inside for what seemed like an eternity

waiting for the cable company to show up

we had been sent new TV cable boxes and a modem

supposedly to fix our erratic TV reception

but after hours on the phone being walked through the installation

we still could not get the TV to work properly

they finally gave up and agreed to send a technician

promising to come within a two hour window

but they often break their promises

sometimes not showing up at all

would today be any different I wondered  

I thought about using the two hour window myself

next time I need an appointment for the doctor

I will give them a two hour window for my arrival

and the doctor must be ready for me as soon as I show up

it will be the same when I go to the dentist or attorney

no more hanging around in waiting rooms

they can all wait for me to show up

If I get to the place at the start of the window

I will sit outside in my car for an hour or more

breezing in with five minutes left in the window

I was thinking of going out for dinner that nightt

A reservation for 7pm is too tight for me

lets say anytime between 6 and 8 pm 

then I might see a movie after dinner

the screening time was 9.30 pm but would call the theatre

telling them to hold off starting the movie until I show up

sometime in my two hour window

this will start a revolution

everybody will live in their own little windows

just a few clicks and the Uber driver is on his way

to pick you up somewhere between 3 and 5 pm

If you get seriously ill just call 911 and ask for an ambulance

they will show up with flashing lights sometime in the next two hours 

then there was a knock at the door

it was the cable company technition

he arrived bang in the middle of the window

quickly repairing the bad cable connection in the street outside

he did the install of the new equipment himself in minutes

he was courteous and explained every button on the new remotes

making sure we were comfortable operating everything

I asked him what he thought about the appointment window thing

surprisingly he confessed that it was obviously infuriating for customers

revealing they were piloting a new system to keep customers better informed

sending multiple text updates to accurately predict technician arrival times

so that customers no longer had to wait around for hours in the dark

I was so happy to learn that the cable company was breaking windows

lets hope others will follow suit

its no fun living in somebody else’s window

what vintage are your memories

they say travel broadens the mind

exposing you to previously unseen things

diving into different cultures

taking you out of your comfort zone

it can also create long lasting memories

we took a trip to Portugal in 2018

exploring the cities of Lisbon and Porto

visiting wineries and tasting delicious port wine

we celebrated our tenth wedding anniversary

in a small town called Pinhoa 

deep in the heart of the wine country

on the banks of the river Douro

eating lunch in a small restaurant overlooking the river

followed by an afternoon stroll through the town

chatting to the non-English speaking store owners

communicating through gestures pointing and smiles 

we stumbled upon a wine store

the owner spoke perfect English

helping us chose a rare ten year old vintage port

directing us to a late afternoon river boat cruise

boarding a small traditional flat bottomed Rabelo boat

originally used to transport people and goods 

on the shallow fast moving waters of the Douro river

which has since been calmed by many dams

there was only one other couple on that boat

a father and daughter from South America

touring Europe to celebrate his retirement

chatting as the boat glided through breathtaking scenery

the boat captain miraculously had clean glasses

toasting our 10th anniversary with our new friends

sipping on 10 year old vintage port

swapping life stories in the short one hour trip

declaring 2008 to be a fine vintage year

 making lifelong memories on the Douro river

1,000 Cheeky Monkeys!!!!!

today we reached the big milestone of 1,000 postings on Cheeky Monkey Poetry!

this is enough material for 10 poetry books!

our first post was on May 31, 2021

its been a wild ride over the last three years

here are some of the events that occurred during this period

the Covid 19 Pandemic declined and officially ended

Russia invaded Ukraine

Cheeky Monkey Poetry attracted over 300 followers

Apple Stock reached $3 trillion

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock

Sam Obrien and JH Huzzah made guest appearances on Cheeky Monkey Poetry

the word game Wordle went viral

microplastics were discovered in human blood

the titan tourist submarine imploded

Cheeky Monkey Poetry followers made over 2,600 likes and 1,000 comments

Roe v. Wade was overturned

Queen Elizabeth II died

Nasa sent a rocket to an asteroid

Elon Musk bought Twitter

5 short stories appeared on Cheeky Monkey Poetry

world population reached 8 billion

Argentina won the world cup

earthquakes in Syria and Turkey killed 50,000 people

Hamas invaded Israel and a war started

former President Trump went on trial in New York

Liverpool FC manager Jurgen Klopp retired

more than 220,000 words were published on Cheeky Monkey Poetry

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a big thank you to our website production team Addison and Abby

what started as a daily poem for one year challenge just kept rolling

we are planning a major overhaul of the website later this year

we hope you continue to enjoy these daily musings

STAY CHEEKY MY FRIENDS

Red cushion massacre

she placed the red cushion on the blue leather chair

gently fluffing and arranging it neatly

it looked perfect in her eyes

almost too good to sit on she thought

he came in and slouched in the chair

falling asleep after a few beers

god bless him she thought

he had a hard day at work

she watched TV while he slept

tuning into her home decorating shows  

after a few hours he woke up

he stretched and walked away

she looked at the crumpled red cushion

distorted and mangled like a blood stained corpse

crushed to death by her overweight husband

empty beer cans and snack crumbs are his calling cards

he came back into the room carrying a beer and snacks

she could feel the pain of her red cushion as he flopped down

he cracked open the beer can

it fizzed and exploded covering him in a sea of beer foam

he jumped up and dropped the dripping can

it landed on the crumpled red cushion

soaking the innocent red corpse in beer 

his big feet trampled the dropped snacks deep into the carpet

they made eye contact but did not speak

her eyes were saying you totally ruined my decor

you big fat untidy disgusting drunken cushion murderer

his eyes were saying shit that was the last beer in the fridge

Oh glorious May in Maryland

Oh glorious May in Maryland

Bridging spring into summer

Longer days and shorter nights

A time to sow seeds and plant flowers

Oh glorious May in Maryland

Do some spring cleaning

Blast everything outside with the power washer

Turn on the lawn irrigation

Oh glorious May in Maryland

Wake up early for sunrises

Listen to the dawn chorus

Take breakfast on the screen porch

Oh glorious May in Maryland

Go for a bike ride or take a walk

A few hours decluttering

Hauling away trash and donations

Oh glorious May in Maryland

You can be wet and windy

Some May days are cooler than we like

But we forgive you

Oh glorious May in Maryland

Lets take a break and do a Happy Hour

Get ready for summer fun days

May days are play days in Maryland

3 score and ten

Today I celebrated a Birthday of 3 score and 10

An age not reached by many fine men

Feeling blessed to have made it to this special day

Reflecting upon the bullets I dodged along the way

Proud to have raised a couple of awesome kids

I still picture them as tiny babies inside my closed eyelids

They have long since fled the nest to forge their own way

But I still think about them every single day

Their birthday wishes today brought me infinite joy

I felt like a child receiving a shiny new toy

Greetings from so many friends today filled me with glee

I made firm promises to find time to them soon see

For time passes faster as we are so busy and get older

There are sad moments when we want to cry on a shoulder

Its so comforting to lean on a soulmate in times of uncertainty

If you have no soulmate then just lean on the Cheeky Monkey

We are here to bring you daily words of wisdom and jest

Making you smile or maybe jolt you out of feeling depressed

In a world that seems full of wars, chaos and infinite strife

The Cheeky Monkey injects a daily dose of poetry into your life

STAY CHEEKY MY FRIENDS!!!!!

will anybody ever look at the 32,000 photos stored in my cloud

I watched another sunset recently 

the sky was deep orange

reflected in the city skyline

the air was warm and heavy

another summer is beginning

adventures captured in images

safely stored in my phone

and backed up to my cloud

some shared with friends via text

others posted on social media

gone are the days of printed photographs

carefully arranged in albums

my old albums are consigned to storage

along with all the transparencies

that meticulously recorded my vacations 

no more boring slide shows in my darkened living room

now I can bore people remotely

clutter their smart phones with my images

which they will back up to their clouds

lest they ever need to find it

whatever happened to capturing moments

into the cloud of your mind

to be recalled as happy memories

stories being told to your family and friends  

our children will remember those stories

as a legacy of our time on this planet

nobody really needs a smart phone

to remember how orange the sky was

Jane’s dilemma

Jane was devastated when her mother passed away

she had lived a long life full of love for her family

over fifty years of marriage to a devoted husband

raising three children who were now all married 

Jane did her best to console her grieving father

she took the lead in arranging the funeral

her father granted her power of attorney

his wife had handled everything financial in their long marriage

many months later she visited with her father

he was still in mourning and very sad

he did not have the strength to go through his wife belongings

Jane stepped up again and started to clean out her mothers closet

her mother had kept so many things from the past

her own faded wedding dress

the first worn shoes from each of her three children

every single school report card good and bad for each child

Jane took her time looking at all her mothers possessions

it was like turning the clock back to her own childhood

reliving the past through objects and photographs 

it was a daunting task to sift through so many memories

she decided to put everything into categories

things to be kept for her father to treasure

other items to be shared with her two brothers

unwanted stuff would be donated or thrown away

it was relatively easy to decide who would get things to keep

but ever so hard to consign anything to be discarded 

she felt it was disrespectful to her mothers memory

but the volume was so great it had to be done

she came across a small box tied with pink ribbons

letters from an old family friend to her mother

recording the intimate details of their long running affair

should she share her mother’s infidelity with the family or keep it secret