Diary of a first responder

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there is a lot to do at the firehouse between calls

equipment checks, cleaning apparatus, housekeeping and training

we had just finished washing the ambulance when the dispatch radio erupted

“Paramedic 16, chest pains……and the address”

I climb into the driver’s seat and fire up the engine

open the bay doors

flick on the emergency lights

check my partner is belted up before we start rolling, and hit the sirens to warn passing traffic

my partner wrestles with the onboard computer

she verifies the address and confirms the fastest route

I know where to go but there is always some anxiety when responding

will we hit traffic? will we find the location rapidly? where is the best entrance to the building?

my partner reads the dispatch notes on the computer

69-Year-old female, chest pains, breathing normally, sitting in her lounge

we have to cross the city through heavy traffic

sirens blazing, my partner keeps switching the tones to alert drivers that we are behind them

some cooperate and pull over, some don’t see us and block our path, others panic and swerve erratically in front of us

it’s a fine balance driving an emergency vehicle with lights and sirens

we want to avoid delays in getting to the patient but we don’t want to be in our own accident

I stop at every red light and make sure drivers around me know I am creeping through

often drivers cross my path at intersections, oblivious to our presence

how can you not see a big red truck blazoned with flashing lights?

how can you not hear the loud sirens just a few feet away?

well you can miss them easily with modern cars being almost soundproofed

and drivers filling the interior with loud music or checking their cell phone

I weave through the scattering cars

squeezing through gaps just a tiny bit wider than my side mirrors

then we find a break in the traffic and speed on to our destination

my partner yells above the siren “next left and its the third house on the right”

I pull up, turn off the sirens

we always leave the engine running at a call

there are a lot of things to do and we must do them rapidly

fortunately, experience brings an orderly rhythm to what seems like total chaos from the outside

In neutral-check

parking brake on-check

hit “on Location” on the computer-check

zero the trip meter to measure the transport distance-cCheck

surgical gloves on -check

portable radio on -check

my partner has already climbed out and grabbed the monitor from the back

she turns round to yell “ airway bag” in my direction

I acknowledge her and grab the bag following her up the path and through the front door

I pause to scan the room for potential hazards, our personal safety is of prime importance

no sign of weapons, no sign of a struggle, we are cool

an elderly husband stands next to his wife, she is sitting on the couch looking distressed

my partner exudes calmness as she asks questions of both the husband and the wife

she quickly gathers a picture of what has been going on before we arrived

no cardiac history and she was not exerting herself, the pain in her chest is crushing

during the interrogation, I have been firing up the monitor and stuck leads on the patient

a few moments later we capture data on her oxygen levels, her blood pressure and can see her heart rhythm

my partner looks at me and says “stemi”

that is our code for a heart attack, we need to work fast

I run outside and bring the stretcher to the door while my partner helps her walk to the entrance

we quickly load her onto the stretcher, still attached to the monitor

the stretcher is fully automatic, raising and lowering with the touch of a button

I hook it to the arm extending out of the back of the ambulance and lock it in

the wheels lift up and I slide the stretcher inside

this is our office, we can work faster in this cramped space

my partner starts to get a line while I prep the saline flush

I hook up a 12 lead for a full heart monitor and my partner gives the lady aspirin and nitro

I check her blood sugar and give my partner the vials for blood sampling

while doing all this I start to visualize exactly where we are and determine the fastest route to the hospital

my partner glances over at me and her eyes flick toward the cab

this means its time for me to drive to the hospital

I step out the side door and notice the husband in his car behind me, his engine running

“sir, please don’t follow me to the hospital, I will be crossing red lights and I don’t want you to get into an accident”

I climb into the cab, updating the computer that we are en route to the hospital

light and sirens are on as I weave through traffic

I drive as smooth as possible so my partner can work safely in the back

no heavy braking, no fast turns, but a safe fast pace

I turn off the lights and sirens as we pull up at the hospital

update the computer to arrival status-check

read the trip meter to get the transport mileage for the report-check

parking brake on -check

radio on-check

in neutral-check

engine off-check

gloves on-check

portable radio on-check

I walk to the back, open the doors and pull out the stretcher

wheel the patient inside

my partner briefs the ER reception of our patient’s condition, and they assign a room for us

we wheel her down the corridor and transfer her into a bed

my partner gives a concise report to the doctor, he quickly acknowledges and takes over the treatment

we delivered a stabilized patient, our job is done, well almost

we have to sanitize everything and restock 

a report must be written documenting everything we did and the patient’s condition

I clean the rig and get all the equipment and supplies ready for the next call

we cannot be short of vital equipment 

my partner completes the report and uploads it to the hospital computer

we are ready for the next call and update our status on the computer

I start driving back to the station, no need to rush

we chat about the call, decompressing after forty-five minutes of intense action

we reflect on what went well and what we could have done better

before we reach the station, the radio crackles

we recognize our call tones, stop talking and listen hard

“Paramedic 16.. trouble breathing,… address”

we take the call and update the computer

lights and sirens on

check the location and best route

we are rolling through heavy traffic, and my partner interrogates the dispatch notes on the computer

adrenalin rushes through my veins, I breathe deep, staying calm and in control

we do all this nine times over in a 12-hour shift

stranded motorist

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Gary was driving home on the outskirts of the city

it was dark muggy late summer evening

his thoughts were lost in the jazz music playing on the radio

he spotted a car stopped ahead with flashers

instinctively slowing he noticed a young woman beside the car

is this a trap or is she genuinely in need of assistance he thought

seeing nobody else in her car he decided to pull over

I hope I don’t regret this he said to himself 

as he approached the woman smiled saying thank you sir my engine just died

he smiled back as he flipped open the hood to look at the engine

suddenly he felt something prodding in his back

keep them hands up or I shoot said a mans voice

he turned around slowly to see a masked figure holding a gun

empty your pockets real slow he barked

Gary said please don’t shoot I will give you everything

carefully placing his wallet keys and phone on the floor

a gun waving towards his wrist was the signal for Gary to take off his apple watch

the woman quickly picked up the keys and the wallet

we aint dumb enough to take your tracking devices said the masked thug

before roughly trampling the phone and watch into the pavement

Gary was forced into the back seat of the decoy vehicle

lay down and don’t move or you die here was the order

Gary listened to his BMW engine firing up

the robbers sped away before he dared to sit up

Gary walked back towards the city and found a shady looking bar

ordering a beer as he reached for the money belt under his shirt

keep the change he said handing the bartender a fifty dollar bill

and do me he favor please call me a cab

upon entering his house he went straight to the computer

scanning the event log on his vehicle security system

unauthorized vehicle start- hijacking sequence initiated-doors locked- engine immobilized- police on scene- doors opened- recovery service dispatched

the tow truck pulled up outside followed by a police car

Gary shook hands with the officers saying nice work fellas

that was our third arrest this week said the smiling police officer

the chief asked if you could cruise around west side tomorrow evening

Credit card

credit card

convenience cash

instant purchase

limitless spending

click shopping

amazon delivers

debts spiraling

borrow more

spend spend

spend spend

spend spend

bills unpaid

spend more

house foreclosure

car repossessed

financial ruin

marriage fails

messy divorce

couch surfing

bankruptcy court

bad credit

cash only

social outcast

deep depression

get help

life counseling

devise plan

create budget

essential spending

no frivolities

avoid restaurants

eat healthy

walk everywhere

get fit

start saving

balanced life

find job

work hard

get promoted

volunteer time

help others

find love

responsible partner

get married

build home

acquire wealth

no debts

happy times

Failed Purchases

The Dollar General store is open

Selling cheap goods to bargain hunters

I bought adhesive tape there once

It did not stick 

Does 7 Eleven really  stay open until 23:00

Do people shop there because the name is a rhyme

I bought a snack there once

It tasted disgusting

A long line at Subway

Their sandwiches are named after submarines

I bought a 6 inch sub once

It tasted soggy underwater

Dominos pizza has a special

Do they sell real domino toppings?

I bought a Dominos pizza once

There was no double 6 on top 

People flocking to McDonald’s 

Sad faces buying happy meals

I bought a Big Mac once 

It did not keep me dry when it rained 

Rite Aid sells drugs

Handing over prescriptions with a smile

I failed to buy drugs there once

I don’t think I got the right aid

Burley Oak brews beer

The bar is full of bearded men

I bought a pint of beer there once 

It did not help my beard grow

Amazon sells goods on line

They invented cyber Monday

I clicked away while tipsy once

Boxes of useless stuff arrived really fast

Rain controller

she saw the rain

dashed outside

fine gentle rain

fell softly on her face

looking at the clouds

she whispered

I want more rain

the clouds obliged

the rain became heavier

a torrential downpour

she stood her ground

it rained more

for hours

and hours

soaked to the skin

she looked up

whispered skyward

stop rain stop

suddenly 

the rain ceased

clouds parted

warm rays of sun

kissed her cheeks

she smiled

and whispered

finally it worked

she went inside

her husband frowned

handed her a towel

asked her firmly

will you stop now

you have been trying

to control the rain

without success

almost every day

for eleven years 

please quit now

while you are a winner

A shiny boat solved my problem

for the last couple of days I have been doing hard physical work

detailing my boat which involves cleaning, scrubbing and waxing

the sort of movements that leave you aching at the end of the day

listening to complaints from muscles that are infrequently taxed

despite the fatigue it is rewarding in many ways

firstly you must plan the sequence of events and gather materials

if the job runs smoothly you get satisfaction from good planning

then there is the pleasure of seeing the fruits of your labor

stepping back every hour or so to admire the transformation

but there is one other benefit from doing hard physical work

for sure you must keep your mind on the job to stay safe

however your brain is capable of doing that with minimal effort

leaving a large part of your subconscious mind free

while you totally focused on polishing and doing  good job safely

your subconscious  mind is having a field day

he sits there looking through your eyes

noting that you will be occupied for many hours

giving him the opportunity to flip through all your worries and concerns

he calls on other parts of your brain to join him in break out sessions

they work flat out brainstorming ideas and ranking solutions

they test out a shortlist and pick out the winner

all this is going on while you are busy with manual tasks

at the end of the day I stopped to admire my work

I took a long hot shower and started thinking about a problem

it was a problem I have been wrestling with for a very long time

then the solution just popped into my head

of course I claimed credit for having a brilliant idea

but the reality is that my subconscious fixed it

he slipped it under the door to my conscious mind

then he chuckled listening to me broadcasting my solution

so the moral of this story is simple

if you are wrestling to find a solution to a big problem

stop worrying and find a big manual task to keep you busy

let your subconscious figure it out

but you can still take all the credit

and your boat will be super shiny too

Smart Phone Pinkie

A few days ago I noticed a strange lump on my finger

On the inside of the first knuckle 

Of my right hand pinkie finger

I chose to ignore it hoping it would go away

But it started to annoy me

Then my imagination went into overdrive

Was it some kind of skin cancer

Or the first sign a very rare disease

Then I decided to consult Mr Google

To my surprise its a well documented condition

Callouses caused by holding an iPhone

And supporting the base with your pinkie finger

The slot at the base of the case causes irritation

Its been given the name “Smart Phone Pinkie”

No way I said to myself as I picked up my iPhone

Holding it in my right hand and sure enough

The callouses were rubbing against the slot in the case

Why just now I asked myself

I have been using my iPhone for years 

Without any kind of hand issues

I never considered myself an excessive smartphone user

Preferring the computer for anything requiring lots of keystrokes

Then I realized what had happened

I had just finished 10 days of Covid isolation

During which time I had no access to my computer

I had been using my iPhone exclusively for all my writing

The extra hand holding resulted in the pinkie finger callouses

There is probably a Facebook group for sufferers

Maybe a therapy support group

I found a much simpler solution

I now hold my phone in my left hand and type with my right hand

Next time you meet somebody new, check out their pinkie finger

Stash some cash-real or virtual

finding a bunch of cash in clothes you have not worn for a while

is like winning the lottery without buying a ticket

such a bonus to find something you never remember losing

you skip all the anguish of searching for it

and go straight to the joy of finding

the sensible thing to do would be to save it

add it to your rainy day fund

but thats not happening with this cash

it is reserved exclusively for frivolous spending

you could buy something whacky and impractical

or spoil yourself with hand made chocolates

maybe a fancy cocktail at the bar

these are all much more fun than holding a bank deposit slip

everybody should experience the joy of finding free money

we should all pay it forward and hide cash in clothes

not just your own clothes but in the pockets of friends and family

share the joy in your lovers face as she stumbles upon her free money

watch your kids get excited to find their shoes full of coins

of course you must never own up to stashing cash

best to let the finders think they just found their own money

there should be a national stash some cash day

the economy will boom when all that money gets spent

people today will want to stash virtual cash

Venmo your distant friends an anonymous payment

they might even do the same for you

you will smile too when your Venmo App lights up at an unplanned deposit

Mystery DJ

I like listening to music

Both recorded and live

Playlists are so cool

You can pick one to suit your mood

Some mellow jazz in the morning

Lively pop in the day

Rock n roll your afternoon away

A few golden oldies before bedtime

There is however one big problem

When I stop listening to music

There is always a song still playing

On a constant loop in my head

Its not always the same song

Usually something I listened to recently

These earworms can be annoying

I find the only cure

Is to play some different music

To drown them out

Peace at last

Until the music source stops

Then the mystery DJ in my head

Selects another song to play

He never consults me 

Nor does he listen to my suggestions

His most recent earworm song

Is playing in my head right now

Lovely Day by Bill Withers

I used to like that song

But now I am totally done with it

Time to consult Mr Spotify

Drown out Bill Withers for good

While the DJ in my head listens along

And unilaterally selects a future earworm

I have tried researching for a cure

As yet there is no earworm powder treatment on the market

But the earworm is not the source of the problem

Its that mystery DJ in my head

I am going to sneak up on him

While he is distracted listening to my music

And smash his turntable

Then every day will certainly be A Lovely Day

Squeezing and walking

we like to hold hands when we walk

it keeps us connected

striding at the same pace

we take turns to squeeze

our silent invisible caress

I squeeze the hardest

to remind her I am the boss

she squeezes the longest

to let me know she is really in charge

we squeeze together

to be as one

walking

holding

squeezing

loving