doing it for love not money

chef rises early every morning

buying fresh fish, meat and vegetables at the commercial market

setting tasks for staff in the prep kitchen

showing the line cooks the precise methods to create every dish perfectly

keeping a database for every dish served in the restaurant

estimating how much of each menu item to prepare

sample dishes prepared in advance for all the servers to taste

teaching them how to precisely describe each dish to diners

a final tour of the kitchen inspecting every small detail

just before the intense cooking period as orders flood in

although seemingly chaotic to the untrained eye

the kitchen runs smooth like a military operation

chef is on his feet all day without a pause

as the lunch servings slow down, the kitchen is switched over to the dinner menu

achieving perfection for every dish served requires a marathon winning mentality

chef is no athlete but he finishes this culinary race in first place daily

finally service ends and its time to clean up

chef inspects every surface to make sure it it clinically cleansed

chef makes a point thanking each of his staff for their efforts

grabbing a quick meal and a relaxing glass of wine at midnight

he smiles as the owner says nice work today chef

chef cannot sleep until he writes the menu for. the following day

he dreams about farm to table recipes

the price of home grown food

When my kids were young I got the urge to grow food

I dug out a large patch in the garden

Planted seeds and regularly pulled out weeds

Eagerly waiting for my first crop

I grew carrots onions green beans beetroot lettuce and potatoes

For a short while we lived the farm to table life

But things tended to mature in bulk

Nobody can consume 15 lettuces in a week

We gave most of our crops away to friends

Pickled some for later in the year

It was intense hard physical work

A constant battle against invading pests

The following spring I had to double dig trenches 

Adding compost to prepare the potato bed

The soil was wet and heavy to turn

I dug it all by hand with a fork

At the end of a long digging morning

I took a break and parked the fork in the ground

Intense pain exploded in my right foot

I had stabbed myself with the fork

It went right through my foot 

I was pinned to the ground

My instinct was to pull the fork up

It hurt even more on the way out

My boot was full of blood when I pulled it off

It was a short drive to the local hospital

After checking in they put me in the waiting area

I noticed a bunch of guys all with blood stained feet

The nurse smiled and asked me if I was digging today

We get so many injuries like yours she said

Spring is our foot injury season

She cleaned and dressed my wound

I went home and looked at the muddy patch

Unable to work on it for a long while

The weeds took over that year

I admitted defeat and had it all paved over

A recipe for making memories with good friends

Taking fresh the scallops from the fridge

Rinsing them before gently patting dry

Delicately seasoning with salt and fresh ground pepper

Squeezing the juice from a whole orange

Cutting another into thin slices

Shaving the zest off the orange peel

Peeling a few cloves of garlic

Heating a well loved cast iron frying pan

Adding a splash of extra virgin olive oil

Waiting until the oil is super hot

Tossing in the scallops quickly 

Listening to the rapid sizzle

Searing them quickly on both sides

Pulling them out to set aside

Tossing in the garlic and browning it

Stirring in a few shots of rum

Deglazing the pan as the alcohol burns off

Adding the orange juice and a chunk of butter

Sprinkling in the orange zest

Turning down the heat as it reduces

Putting the scallops back in for a few seconds

Adding a few chili flakes for good measure

Scooping everything into a beautiful serving dish

Adding a dash of orange zest just for fun

Decorating with chopped parsley and orange slices

Squeezing a fresh lemon over the entire dish

Serving to smiling happy faces

Bringing rice and vegetables to the table

Pouring a fine wine in acute anticipation

Breathing in the exploding citrous aroma

Taking that first bite with eyes almost closed

The party in the mouth begins

Soft fleshy scallop meat with seared edges

Dancing with the juicy citrus orange sauce

The garlic and chili flakes demand to be noticed

Chewing releases more flavors

The wine starts flowing and the conversation flows faster

Making memories with good friends

The long journey from beans on toast to cordon bleu

I remember growing up thinking that mealtimes were a waste of time

instead of chomping through all those portions of meat and vegetables

what not just take a pill and a drink of water

that pill will provide all your nutritional needs without the wasted energy of digestion

it seemed like a great idea at the time but I never saw those pills for sale

in my late teenage years I had to fend for myself while at university

not living at home and unable to afford restaurant meals every day required some cooking

my early culinary experiments involved a can opener and sliced bread

I became the champion of baked beans on toast

nobody ever accepted my invitations to dine chez moi back then

later I learned the joys of cooking a meal from scratch

selecting the dish and the recipe is fun itself 

shopping for fresh ingredients on a tight budget is character building

next there is preparation where you chop, slice and dice

this is where you really learn to appreciate the importance of sharp knives and first aid

now comes the tricky part which involves applying heat

meat and fish take on a different feel when cooked correctly but how do you tell

in England most meats are killed twice; once in the abattoir and once in the oven

its ever so easy to under or overcook things by just a minute or so

I learned by trial and error with many burnt offerings respectfully chewed in total silence 

seasoning to taste was another big hurdle for me

I found it hard to judge if a finished dish needed more seasoning 

after tasting at every stage of cooking your taste buds can get saturated

it helps to have a non-food preparing friend taste for seasoning

or just put lots of condiments and sauces on the table for your guests

presentation adds a visual element to your finished dish

unless visually handicapped we all see our food before we get to smell and taste it

if it looks exciting then your sense of smell and taste will be enhanced 

I learned to carefully plate items to make them look appealing

my early assembled plated food towers always collapsed before reaching the table

wine pairing with your meal is supposed to be super important

but I think thats all a lot of hype and BS put out by wine merchants and snobby foodies

give your guests a choice of beverages and let them decide what to drink

despite what the rules say I love to drink a full bodied red wine with fish 

beer is an excellent accompaniment to any meal especially a curry

although gratification comes from taking the initial idea all the way to a finished dish

the most satisfying part of cooking is eating the meal with good company

sharing  a home cooked meal with family and friends is a way of sharing love

because to share the love that went into every stage of the cooking is the ultimate gift 

one could never achieve the same result by serving up a nutritional pill with water

you are what you eat (2)

they say you are what you eat

most of us do not grow or catch our own food

if we share with you the places we get our food

maybe their names will give you a clue as to who we are

on the eastern shore there is a limited choice of supermarkets

we reluctantly roar into the Food Lion den

the quality is mediocre and their range is not extensive

but they do have the lion’s share of the market here

Walmart has some hidden gems in their produce section

its best to dress down when wandering in Walmart

Walmart clients are more entertaining than their food section

we buy a lot local produce from farm stands

you can really taste the earth it came from

especially if you do not wash their vegetables enough

we catch our seafood from the fishing boats at the West Ocean City dock

the prices are great and its incredibly fresh

some skill is required to clean and fillet a whole fish

a measure of bravado is an essential part of the recipe for cooking live lobster

slightly further afield is Harris Teeter

we occasionally drive to Delaware to totter around the Teet

their quality is good but some items are a bit pricey

if we have a reason to go to Salisbury we might launch an attack on Aldi

this no frills store is a low cost version of their estranged cousin Trader Joe’s

Aldi’s German owners vant you to get your schnitzel on

the nearest Trader Joe’s is two hours away in Annapolis

we love trading our greenbacks for the Trader’s delicious specialty items

Every trip to the DC area includes a mandatory shop at Costco

their prices are great value especially for meats

the problem is the cacophony of tempting Costco deals 

we often walk in with a grocery list but walk out with a TV and a new car

DC trips also mandate a wholesome dose of Wholefoods

the range and quality of their produce is excellent

is does however cost a wholepaycheck at their checkout

From burned sausages to Ninja nuclear chicken

Its a right of passage for every man

Firing up the charcoal grill to cook a meal

I remember so well my first efforts

Struggling to light damp coals

Putting the sausages on before the grill was hot

Walking away and leaving them unattended

Returning to see dripping grease well ablaze

Serving my family the charred sausage remains 

Their look of horror still haunts me

But they had waited so long for dinner that they ate it anyway

I eventually mastered the art of lighting the coals

Planning well ahead to allow time for the coals to get hot

And learned when to put the food on the grill

Keeping a spray bottle of water to extinguish grease flare ups

We enjoyed many a fine meal from those grilling days

I always dreaded to next day cleanup

Especially if the ashes had been rained on

The metal grill was such a pain to scrub clean

Remnants of food stubbornly welded in place

I began to grow tired of the entire process

It was just too time consuming

We grilled less often

Then I discovered the joys of gas grilling

No more messy charcoal and instant self lighting heat

Grilling was welcomed back into our cuisine

Al fresco cooking and dining is so much fun

Then we moved to a high rise condo

No open flame grilling permitted

Everything had to be cooked in the kitchen

The magical days of grilling outside were gone

Disillusioned and depressed I sought counseling 

My grilling mentor introduced me to modern electric grilling

I was fearful of cooking directly over a heating element

Visions of food dripping onto the element filled me with dread

But fear ye not with a modern Ninja electric grill

A cast iron griddle sits above the electric heating element

That drains grease away into a collecting tray

Cleanup is easy every time

An electric smoke box to burn wood pellets

Multi function electrical controls

To grill, bake, smoke, broil or air fry

Temperature probes monitoring food while cooking

All hooked up to your phone via bluetooth

Science has taken all the guesswork out of grilling

Dial in your cooking times and walk away

The App tells you when the food is ready

My days of high carbon footprint grilling are over

My Ninja grill is powered by clean electricity

Which is partly generated by renewables 

I like to think that my electricity comes exclusively from atomic power stations

So I can serve my guests the most delicious perfectly cooked dish

NINJA NUCLEAR CHICKEN!

The Red Apple Seductress

Photo by Bruno Scramgnon on Pexels.com

I was on a long walk

green fields and blue skies

I was feeling hungry

reaching for my packed lunch

I picked up an apple

it felt cool and smooth

shiny bright red unblemished

her subtle fragrance was unmistakably feminine 

My teeth sank into the perfect skin

sweet juices ran into my mouth

I sliced off a small a chunk

it was crunchy

I chewed slowly

more juices flowed

her aroma exploded in my nostrils

eat some more she whispered

my second bite was bigger

juices ran down my chin

I chewed fast and loud

gasping for air between bites

the faster I ate 

the more I wanted

until there was just the core

I tossed it into the field

maybe it will grow into a tree

I should take a look in a few years

if I can ever remember

to go back there

I will never forget though

how that smooth red lady apple

seduced me into eating her flesh

and left me wondering why she picked me to disperse her offspring

Vegetarian Stanza

Have an avocado

Beseech the peach

Tomato tomorrow

Appeal an apple

Ban the banana

Scrape the grape

Stow the strawberry

Bury the berry

Care for carrots

One onion in

Beat the beet

Sell the celery

Beg for eggplant

Raid the radishes

Water the watercress

Top the tofu

Tear a pear

Order an orange

Lemonade your lemons

Grapple a grapefruit

Courage for courgettes

Heart in artichokes

Please your peas

Warn the corn

Rebuke the cucumber

Pepper your peppers

Meal a melon

Letter a lettuce

Spin the spinach

its a Maryland thing

Picking blue crabs is something very special in Maryland

Its generally a family and friends gathering taking three hours or more

Fresh crabs are steamed with old bay seasoning and dumped whole onto a table covered in paper

Then the fun starts by pulling off the legs, peeling off the back and scraping away the intestines before picking out the sweet crabmeat chunks

A wooden mallet and a knife are the simple tools of the trade

Typically steamed crabs are consumed with fresh corn, hush puppies and fried chicken all washed down with copious amounts of cold beer

Its a summer tradition with local crabs being harvested from April to November

Local restaurants specialize in steamed crab feasts offering all you can eat options

Watermen sell steamed crab by the bushel for home consumption 

Its a real skill to extract the meat from a steamed crab but anybody can do it with practice

Holding up a fingernail size chunk brings admiration from your fellow diners as they pick away at tiny morsels of the sweet white crab meat

Its a hazardous activity as sharp crab edges easily cut fingers open letting that salty old bay spice rub into those open wounds for added pain

But the thrill of the chase and the group banter make it all worthwhile

You can take blue crabs out of Maryland but you can never take the blue crab picking out of a Marylander

Life, friendships, eating and dieting after 50

Being new to the area we decided it would be a good idea to find some new friends

We had each joined clubs for our individual activities but soon concluded that was unlikely to yield new friendships of couples for socializing

We stumbled upon an over 50’s meet-up group for couples

It was formed by people new to the area looking to make friends

They met twice a month at different restaurants and bars so we signed up

We were the first couple to arrive in the Peruvian style restaurant so we grabbed a large table and waited for the others

They arrived in two groups and obviously knew each other but were very welcoming.

We were a group of ten and soon the dynamics of conversation formed three discussion groups, one at each end and one in the middle of the long table

We had strategically placed ourselves in the middle so we could interact with everybody

They were all nice folks with interesting backgrounds and a strong  international flavor

Stories about life in Europe, Cuba and South America flowed as fast as the happy hour cocktails

Some were empty nesters like us while a few still had teenagers at home

Those who had eaten there before made recommendations for the most tasty dishes

Soon the table was overflowing with delicious morsels and we were swept up in a fun feasting frenzy

Then somehow the conversation turned to dieting, perhaps spurned by the guilt of this food binging bonanza

We swear by the keto diet

We never eat after 6pm (even though it was well after 7pm when the food arrived)

We don’t eat carbs

We only eat one meal a day

The only thing working for us is intermittent fasting

The conversation was electric because everybody was on some sort of diet even though nobody looked overweight

Perhaps dieting is compulsory for everybody over 50

Talk of diets did not slow down consumption and every last crumb of appetizer and main course was devoured with relish

The waiter asked if we would like to hear the dessert menu before listing a mouthwatering array of ‘death by chocolate’ type dishes

Without exception, each couple ordered something outrageously high in calories and we proceeded to devour the desserts while marveling at the amazing flavors

We agreed to meet in a couple of weeks at another gastronomic venue

We said our goodbyes and left with very full bellies

We had certainly connected well with all these folks and felt that true friendships were possible

We wondered if everybody went home to their near starvation diet until the next over 50’s meet up

We did not eat much at all for the following few days