
James needed a one way rental car reservation
He stumbled upon a great half price offer
From an internationally known rental company
It was described as a mystery car
Basically whatever they have left over
He did not need a big car
He was not worried if it was going to be tiny
As long as it was functional
He did all the pre-checkin on line
So it would be just grab n go at the pickup
There was no line but the lady at the desk looked miserable
She grunted license and credit card
A few moments later handing James the keys
Its on the side by the wall
She then answered a phone call with similar grunts
James went to find the car
He spotted it and opened the door
Not having driven a Hyundai before
Searching in the glove box for a manual
No manual or any kind of instructions
He hit the start button and the dash lit up
UNPLUG CAR TO START ENGINE
He got out and walked around the car
Sure enough it was plugged into the wall
He had no idea this was an electric car
No time to waste on learning how to charge it
James went back to the office
He asked if he could exchange it for a regular car
Its what you reserved she grunted
There is a $50 to cancel
After a few minutes of haggling he concluded he was stuck with it
Requesting that somebody show him how to operate it
I’ll send somebody out she grunted
James waited by the vehicle
Hoping for a more helpful employee to show up
A young man approached in silence
He opened the trunk and unplugged the cable
Throwing it into the trunk and announcing
You are good to go now as he walked away
James fiddled with the controls
Drove around the parking lot a few times
Pausing to check the charging level
It was only 50% and the range was close to his journey distance
He would have to top it up before drop-off
Searching on line for the nearest charging station
He was soon pulling up to a vacant Tesla supercharger station
This is easy he thought to himself
I must be super smart to figure this out so quickly
Feeling super smug as he went to plug it in
The plug did not match the car
Another rapid google search revealed
2024 Hyundai cannot be plugged into Tesla superchargers
Unless your purchase a $300 adaptor
He had to think quickly and decided to use the cable that came with the car
Driving around the back of the gas station
He found an outlet on the wall
Quickly plugging it in and feeling smug again
The dashboard confirmed it was charging
But it would need 34 hours to get to 100%
Obviously this was not the solution
James gave up on trying to charge the vehicle
Driving super smoothly on ECO drive mode
He nervously watched the charge level drop down
Warning lights started to flash in the last 50 miles
The charge level was in single digits when he dropped off the car
He arrived in a cold sweat
He handed in the keys to a smiling lady at the counter
Everything work out OK? She enquired
Not really said James I am new to electric cars
She smiled wider There will be a $70 charge for returning the vehicle under 10% charge
James just shrugged in disbelief
He could not think of a worse business model
Trick your customers into renting a spaceship
Leaving them alone to figure it out and then surcharging at drop off
No more Mystery cars for James




