Reasons to switch from regular to non-alcoholic beer

Fewer calories and less sugar helps with weight management and overall health

High water content keeps you better hydrated

Electrolytes and carbs without alcohol can help your post exercise recovery

Less strain on your liver

No hangovers

Safe drink for pregnant women

No problem driving after drinking

Low risk of addiction

No risk of impaired mental clarity

Better quality sleep

Easier to digest

Social inclusion at events

Lower cancer risk

Better cardiac health

Lower risk for those with AFib

Reduced inflammation

Lower blood pressure

Lots of varieties to choose from

Less expensive

So what are you waiting for?

I dare you to make the switch

Somebody cares

drunken stumbling

incoherent mumbling

front door

trying more

key stabbing

handle grabbing

key engages

final stages

opening door

greet floor

sleeping sound

memory rewound

cold awakening

body shaking

ascending stairs

nobody cares

into bed

throbbing head

midday rising

nothing surprising

searching fridge

leftover smidge

beer calling

resistance falling

beer consumed

afternoon doomed

staggering slouch

creaking couch

TV flickers

downing liquors

darkness falls

phone calls

rambling voicemails

disjointed emails

somebody cares

intervention declares

rehab clinic

no picnic

long recovery

new discovery

sober living

self forgiving