Peter the peacock was roaming around

Dragging his long tail feathers behind him

Wondering what today would bring him

Hoping for some fun with the ladies

He pecked the ground in search of food

While keeping his eyes up and alert

Suddenly he spotted a group of five peahens

They were slowly walking down the other side of the street

Now is the moment declared Peter to himself

He rushed across the street towards the ladies

Pausing about six feet away from them

Lifting up his tail feathers into a magnificent display

Proudly shaking the huge fan of vibrant colors

Peter was convinced this sexy dance would yield results

He spun slowly left and right while keeping his fan high

Come join me ladies he said

Look how stunningly beautiful I am

We could party all night and have so much fun

The ladies were unimpressed  and continued to chat amongst themselves

Janet thought Peter was far too vain

Linda agreed and said lets just ignore him completely

Kate thought Peter was cute but agreed to show no interest

Christina boasted that she had once been with Peter

Saying she got tired of his constant displays and profound vanity

Peter kept shaking his fan and crept closer to the ladies

Pam led the ladies further down the street

Lets go find lunch in a quiet spot over there

Peter stood his ground and watched the ladies drift off

When they were far away he folded his tail feathers back down

Shrugging his shoulders after being rejected 

Whispering to himself while pecking for food

None of them were that cute anyway he muttered

Apart from Christina but she had too much of an attitude

Percy the peacock strutted up alongside Peter

How is it going Peter he enquired

Peter told him he was tired after displaying his feathers to the ladies

Percy said its best to play hard to get and let them chase you

Yea said Peter, who needs girls anyway

Lets go watch the football game instead, we can see the TV in that house from the front lawn

Peter displayed his tail feathers on the front lawn

Attracting the attention of the homeowners

Percy took advantage of the distraction and ran around the back to steal some beers

Percy and Peter watched the whole game

The ladies walked back down the street and paused near the guys

Janet said just look at them, totally engrossed in football and beer

They don’t even notice we are here at all said Kate

Lets see how long before they start lifting their tail feathers said Christina

The ladies preened them selves and applied fresh makeup

Peter and Percy chugged down more beer 

Keep ignoring them said Percy, it will drive them crazy

Percy and Peter fell asleep once the game ended

Kate suggested they try and wake up the boys

Hell no said Janet, they deserve to be ignored

The ladies wandered off giggling whilst swapping tales of past lovers

Percy and Peter snored loudly, dreaming of cute peahens