Its been really windy for weeks

Blowing hard every day

Sometimes gusting over 25mph

A real challenge for cyclists

Kite surfers love windy days

So do sailors who fly in the wind

But today the wind has gone

Somebody must have stolen it in the night

Packaged it into a huge wind bag

Moved it far away and released it

To cause chaos somewhere else

Leaving us totally windless here

The kite surfers will stay at home today

Becalmed sailors will drift on the still waters

Cyclists are beaming with joy

Pedaling in all directions to test out the lack of headwinds

I wonder when the wind will be returned

Its probably just on loan to somebody

As soon as they tire of it

They will call up the wind bagger

He will ship it back here

Released under the cover of darkness

To bring us all a breath of fresh air

But wait, how fresh is that air?

Its already been used by others

More like recycled air

Air thats already been inhaled by billions of our ancesters

The next breath you take

Could have come from somebody famous

Perhaps it will change your life forever

A whiff of Shakespeare used air can turn you into a great writer

A few breaths of used John Lennon air will improve your songwriting skills

Perhaps its time to start hunting for the used air of great leaders like Winston Churchill

Bag up all the great leader air and release it into the faces of today’s politicians

Maybe that will breath some humility and dignity into those who lack it today

Lets go breath hunting