One pedal at a time

The sun had barely risen when Mia strapped on her helmet

The air still crisp with morning dew

She swung her leg over her bike and pedaled down the quiet street

The rhythmic hum of the wheels spinning beneath her was soothing

A familiar sound she had come to love

Fields of golden wheat stretched out on either side of the road

The path ahead was a mix of gentle slopes and sharp curves

A challenge she relished every morning

This ride was her break from the noise of daily life

Only the sound of her breath and the steady beat of her heart kept her company

Mia pushed herself harder up a steep incline

Her legs burning with the effort

She smiled despite the pain.

This was what she lived for

The feeling of her body pushing against its limits

The exhilaration of reaching the top

Knowing she could conquer anything

She paused at the summit

Catching her breath and taking in the view

The world seemed to spread out endlessly before her

The sky a brilliant canvas of pinks and purples as the sun climbed higher

For a brief moment time stood still

All the worries that had weighed her down faded into the distance

With a final glance at the horizon she leaned forward and began her descent

Wind whipping through her hair as she flew down the hill

It was freedom in its purest form

A feeling only cycling could give her

As she reached the bottom her heart was still racing from the thrill

She knew she would be back tomorrow

Her ride was more than just a routine

It was her way of reconnecting with the world

One pedal at a time

Do not let yesterday steal your today

If you had a bad day yesterday

Do not waste time dwelling on it

Today’s time is precious

Do not let yesterday steal your today

If you had a truly great day yesterday

Do not waste time dwelling on it

Today’s time is precious

Save yesterday as a memory to be savored later

Do not let yesterday steal your today

If your yesterday was just an average day

Do not waste time dwelling on it

Today’s time is precious

Do not let yesterday steal your today

Today is always better than yesterday

Because we all live in the now

Tree chatter

Cooler days and chilly nights

Summer is officially over

Leaves are starting to turn orange

Nature has decided to turn a page

Start a new season before winter

Trees stop growing to conserve energy

Which begs the question

How do they know?

What triggers them to prepare for winter?

Who taught them? 

Do mother trees school their offspring?

Are tree roots connected to a web?

Communicating with each other constantly

Receiving tree weather messages

Here is today’s tree weather report

Getting tree bulletins about the impending seasonal changes

Its time to start turning your leaves orange

Organizing tree beauty pageants

Who has the biggest and brightest leaves?

Perhaps swapping tree selfies and chatting

Browsing tree social media

Scrolling the pages of TreeBook

Gossiping about passing humans

Look at this silly fellow playing golf in the rain

Reporting horror stories of chain saw tree massacres 

Humans came in waves felling down an entire forest

Announcing the birth of a new baby tree

Mr and Mrs Fir Tree are pleased to announce

Recording obituaries of fallen trees

He lived a long life and will be missed

Lectures on how roots can seek out water

Go deep and follow the scent

Indigo Gin

In the glass so crystal clear
A spirit smooth, without a peer
Juniper whispers with citrus sings
A symphony of herbal strings

A splash of tonic and bubbles rise
A touch of lime to tantalize
Cool and crisp with subtle grace
A fleeting hint of the forest’s trace

In quiet bars or gardens green
Gin’s allure is softly seen
A timeless friend to those who sip
It graces every gentle tip

Through ages passed from dusk to dawn
Gin’s quiet spirit lingers on
A drink to amuse like a liquid song
In every glass it feels so strong

Hail the mighty Empress 1908
I surrender to your pea flower infused juniper fate
Some drinks give subtle flavors that ebb and flow
But I love the gushing taste torrent of INDIGO

Just get naked

Rich London women

Relocate to the Scottish highlands

To make new age organic whisky

For drinking in a sea of sweet cocktail juices

But this is not how whisky was meant to be consumed

It should be drunk eyes wide open in its bare naked glory

No need to add juices or spices

These modern organic lady distillers

Probably make love fully dressed in the dark

Pleasures should not be gift wrapped

Just get naked

the cheese just slid off your cracker

Things happen when you least expect them

You are happily driving down the road

Listening to your favorite music

Laughing and joking with your wife

When you notice blue flashing lights behind you

A heart stopping moment

You pull over to the side

She says you drank too much at dinner

You tell her to stay quiet

Winding down the window and hands on the wheel

The state trooper approaches

You were doing 45 in a 30

You decide not to argue and just say sorry

License and registration please

He takes the documents back to his patrol car

She says he is going to do a sobriety test on you

You politely ask her to stay quiet

The officer returns moments later

Thrusting your documents towards you

Next time slow down he yells

As he races back to his patrol car

Then speeds off lights and sirens blazing

That was a stroke of luck you say

He must have been called away on something more important

She just rolls her eyes

You take a deep breath

Continue driving home but without the music

Dark unlit roads and it starts to rain

She says promise me you will drink less at dinner

Yes dear you answer without sincerity

That was not luck you think to yourself

It was just mean to be

As you take a tight turn

A deer runs in front of you

You swerve but still smash into the deer

The car spins off the road

Sliding into a ditch

Nobody is hurt but the car is stuck

Still think you are lucky? she says sarcastically 

You drive too fast when you have been drinking

Soon after you see flashing lights approaching

The cheese just slid off your cracker

no more corners

I walked to the mailbox

The square door had four corners

I took out a pile of mail and a box

Every letter was rectangular

With four corners and two sides

The box was rectangular

With eight corners and six sides

I piled one hundred letters into a rectangle

I now had a box shaped pile of mail

Their two hundred sides became six

Their four hundred corners became eight

Where did all the missing sides go

Who stole three hundred and ninety two corners

I opened all the mail

Rectangular papers inside

Soon living in a rectangular trash can

I opened the box

Inside was a ball

With no corners and just one side

The ball was a tight fit in the box

Its one side touching all six sides of the box

If you could inflate the ball

It would eventually touch all the corners inside the box

Its one side would become six sides and eight corners

This is far too many sides and corners

I much prefer the round ball

I am going to start sending people lots of mail

In circular envelopes with just two sides and no corners

The envelopes will all be different sizes

So you can stack them into a ball shaped pile

no more corners

irony

why do we always clean the house before the cleaning lady comes

don’t take life so seriously, its just a temporary state

as soon as you make it idiot proof…. along comes a better idiot

stupidity is a privilege but some people abuse it

talk is cheap because the supply far exceeds the demand

you should not worry about what people think because most people don’t think often

if you believe in love at first sight you must love a lot of people

there is no way I can agree with you because then we would both be wrong

keep lowering your expectations until they are met

creativity is all down to stealing other peoples ideas

those who laugh last are very slow thinkers

the grass is greenest on the other side because you don’t water yours enough

If you always do it right then you will never learn anything

a wise man looks both ways when crossing a one way street

temptation is irresistible

you cannot beat a boiled egg 

irony is an adjective for something that behaves like iron

just another Amazon package

she was playing loud music at home

when she heard the door bell ring

by the time she got there the delivery van was driving off

there was a single package by the door

she brought the box inside

it had very unusual Amazon labels and was addressed to her

she was sure she had not ordered anything from Amazon recently

maybe its just a promotional gift she thought

she opened the box to find a smaller package

there was also a printed note inside which she read out loud

Amazon now offers time travel deliveries

this item was sent to you from the future

she thought this must be a joke

but it was not April fools day today

she decided to open the small package

it looked similar to a smart watch and she put it on

the screen lit up and a voice went on to explain how it worked

this will sense your thoughts and respond to all questions

no need to speak to the device

she wondered who had sent this to her

the screen showed a face similar to hers but much older

it started to speak to her

hi there I decided to use the new Amazon time travel deliveries

so I am sending this back in time to myself in the past

yes this gift is from you in your future

I wanted you to see something not yet invented in your era

still not convinced she asked the device for proof that this was not a joke

the device lit up again

it went on to list very personal and private information

things she had never shared with anybody

this was indeed proof that only she could have sent this to herself

she started to wonder what her future life would be like

then she started thinking how she could use this device to her advantage

the device intercepted her thoughts and spoke clearly

no I cannot give you winning lottery numbers

and I cannot allow you to change the path of the future

but I can guide you to make good decisions at your job

mentor you into becoming a top executive

but you will have to work hard

seems like a good deal she thought

It sure is said the device, lets start by having you read these books

A few seconds later her mind was buzzing

she could visualize every page of the books and the contents were firmly memorized

How did that happen she wondered

We no longer have to read with our eyes or listen with our ears

I can transmit complete books directly into your memory

she was hungry to learn more

within a few days she was a walking library of information

she took the device to her workplace

it connected itself to the network and scanned all her incoming emails

a message appeared on her screen

these are the emails you should answer as a priority

Also you need to meet with these people today

I already sent them invitations and your calendar is updated

This is like having my own superhuman personal assistant she thought

the device answered in sarcastic tone

make your own coffee

The chocolate cycle

it all starts with a yearning

fantasizing about your favorite chocolate

imagining how delicious it tastes

next is the expedition phase

traveling to the store with anticipation

browsing all the options

discovering new flavors

making your selection

securing the deal and taking the chocolate home

chocolate date phase is next

deciding the right moment to consume it

inviting somebody to share it

arranging the right drink to pair

now there is the ritual phase

You bring out the chocolate after dinner

pour a glass of your paired beverage

show the chocolate to your chosen one

you both touch it and smell it

sipping on that beverage as the excitement mounts

now is the consumption phase

party in the mouth time

you both banter about the exquisite taste

searching deep for the best superlatives

alternating sips and bites

repeat slowly but often until its all gone

now is the guilt phase

why did you eat it all in one sitting

think about all those calories

as you pour two more drinks

finally the binge phase

you grab another bar of chocolate

tear open the wrapping

pass half to the other person

chomp away until its all gone

bellies full and sated

sugar high kicks in

perhaps a little queasy

now the coming out phase

you both own up to your addictions

admit that you lost control

but you are both proud of it

and you will do it all again soon

not ready for chocolate rehab yet