why do we always clean the house before the cleaning lady comes

don’t take life so seriously, its just a temporary state

as soon as you make it idiot proof…. along comes a better idiot

stupidity is a privilege but some people abuse it

talk is cheap because the supply far exceeds the demand

you should not worry about what people think because most people don’t think often

if you believe in love at first sight you must love a lot of people

there is no way I can agree with you because then we would both be wrong

keep lowering your expectations until they are met

creativity is all down to stealing other peoples ideas

those who laugh last are very slow thinkers

the grass is greenest on the other side because you don’t water yours enough

If you always do it right then you will never learn anything

a wise man looks both ways when crossing a one way street

temptation is irresistible

you cannot beat a boiled egg 

irony is an adjective for something that behaves like iron