
Ugh that Monday morning feeling
Back to work blues
The weekend is officially over
Five more days until next weekend
A tempting day to call in sick
It seems to rain more often on Mondays
Dropped toast falls butter side down on Mondays
Your bus is running late
The day seems to go slower
Everybody you meet at work is depressed
You try to lift their spirits
Recounting your fun filled action packed weekend
They get more depressed and hate you
Now you are depressed too
Finally the day is over
Your commute home is long and weary
Too fatigued to go shopping
The fridge is always empty on a Monday
Frozen food takes forever to defrost on Mondays
No other option but to order pizza for delivery
The laundry basket overflows
The lawn is growing out of control
Your car badly needs cleaning
The trash can is overflowing
Your bank balance has taken a dive
Most bills arrive on Modays
You reach for a beer but your stock ran out
The pizza delivery is well overdue
TV is always boring on a Monday
Except if you are a fan of Monday night football
Your pizza is delivered by an acne faced youth
You give him a tip and race inside
He seemed far too young to be riding that motorcycle
Its a cold soggy greasy mess of a pizza
You can hear his motorcycle roaring off
You regret tipping him
You decide to warm up the pizza
It comes out of the oven even more soggy
Time to do some overdue chores
You eat it anyway while watching your team get beat on TV
Haul a weekend’s worth of dishes out of the sink
Wash them badly and stack them
Tip the laundry basket into the washing machine
Turn it on and ignore its groans
Nothing left but to have an early night
Impossible to squeeze any more toothpaste out of that empty tube
You fall into bed exhausted
Sleeping is your final escape from Monday
The alarm clock wakes you up
At least its Tuesday you tell yourself
But horror of horrors it is Monday
That was all a Sunday night dream










