Month: May 2024

crab pots and paddle boards

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the waterman tends his crab pots daily

harvesting and re-baiting

gliding over still waters close to the marsh

living a solitary life on the water

the paddle boarders are up for a day of fun

meandering along Turville Creek

watching the ospreys fishing

hoping to spot a dolphin in the bay

they paddle towards Herring Creek

lined with rich green marsh

the waterman speeds towards them

tending to his pots laid close to the edge 

he pauses to chat with the paddle boarders

commercial and leisure activities overlap

all sustainable and no threat to the marsh

when carefully managed and executed respectfully

the waterman moves on to his next crab pot

paddle boarders wander aimlessly along the creek

ospreys are busy nest building

the marsh is happy and smiling

Roaming past restaurants

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Roaming past restaurants
Whiff a waffle
Hint of a hot dog
Smell a samosa
Pursuing a pepper
Aroma of an Apple
Flavor of flounder
Memory of a macaroni
Explosion of eggs
Linger of linguini
Scent of sushi
Trailing a tagliateli
Imagining an Iceberg lettuce
Ignoring an ice cream
Following a flounder
Relishing a radish
Loving a lemon
Meeting a melon
Observing an onion
Pursuing a persimmon


Quality controlling a kumquat
Dribbling over a dinner
Salivating over an sausage
Running away from a roast dinner
Crawling to a crawfish
Smiling at a salmon
Tickling a trout
Cheating on a carrot
Diving into a dead fish

food musings

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as I awaken

my wife makin

eggs and bacon

fried not shaken

got the munchies

crackers and cheese

with flavor guarantees

oh yes please

curry and rice

oh so nice

full of spice

eat it twice 

by all means

rice and beans

better than sardines

full of proteins

a software engineer

constantly drank beer

made him queer

ruined his career

fish and chips

lick your lips

and your fingertips

watching an eclipse

had a hunch

time to munch

soon be lunch

crispy salad crunch

hey come back

got a snack

in my backpack

its a sixpack

hi there mister

saw your sister

selling moonshine liquor

getting rich quicker

with enormous conceit

eat grilled meat

drink scotch neat

life now complete

Easy Money

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Looking for some easy money

Get rich quick secrets

Without the hard work

Lots of options on the internet 

Looking for some easy money

Get paid to answer online surveys

You can earn thousands

I clicked on a link

Registered with all my personal data

The first survey took twenty minutes

And I earned a total of $.10

With a full week of this I could earn maybe $12

My first million will only take 1,602 years

Looking for some easy money

Lets try another way

Get paid for playing solitaire online

Seems like easy money but wait

You have to pay to play first

You only get paid if you win

Lets give that one a miss

Looking for some easy money

Lots of experts promising wealth

They make you watch really long videos

Full of testimonials and huge earning statements

Its seems to good to be true

Then they want you to buy their book

Or pay for online seminars

Moving on quickly

Looking for some easy money

I just got a text with a job offer

Work from home 2 hrs a day

Earn $5,000 a month!

I finally hit the jackpot

Looking for some easy money

I Googled the name of the company

Oh dear its all a big scam

You download an App to get started

Then you pay them for the premium level

Immediately they disappear without paying you

Stopped looking for some easy money

What’s on your plate today

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dieting is no fun

denying yourself tasty food

eating leaves and cardboard

counting calories and carbs

dining out is pure torture

reading the menu is so hard

firing up your tastebuds 

before you order a boring salad

dressing on the side please

no cheese please

I’ll just have water thanks

how many carbs in a carrot

the scales become your enemy

trying everything to beat them

pre weighing toenail trim

and a skin scrub shower

step on scales slowly

hoping the numbers drop

only to see the naked truth

you are up a pound

back into cardio routine

drinking gallons of water

not looking at the wine bottles

avoiding cookie jar eye contact

you need a distraction

watch a movie on TV

but then there are commercials 

delicious foods fill the screen

lots of dieting coaches

telling you to try this and that

you discover a new dieting mantra

if it tastes good……. spit it out

Spending time

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Today is a gift of time for you to spend continuously. 

You are free to spend it wisely, spend your time with others or just go on a crazy wild all day self indulgent spending spree.

There is however no bank for you to deposit today’s time for the future, every passing moment must be spent but remember there are no returns or refunds allowed for bad choices.

At the end of the day take a few moments to reflect on the value of your purchases and think about how you might spend your gift of time tomorrow.

Just pop them pills from the TV and be happy

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TV commercials for prescription drugs

In a country ravaged by illegal drug abuse

Its fine to get your legal fix

Be it antidepressants or pain relief

There will be a commercial for you

Smiling faces and happy pop music

Enticing you to ask your doctor to prescribe

Whispering the obligatory side effect warnings

The latest trend is weight loss drugs

Developed for treating diabetics

Now craved by rich healthy overweight people

Unwilling to diet and exercise

Just buy the magic drug to curb your appetite

Watch the weight just fall off

See your bank balance dwindle away

Ignore the side effect warnings of possible death

Who cares, at least you will die thin

Grove Towers

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Grove Towers

Iconic building

In Coconut Grove

Popular area of Miami

Built  the 1980’s

During the cocaine wars

Immortalized on video

By George Michael

Singing Careless Whispers

We discovered you in 2018

Fell in love with your design

Became friends with the residents

Stayed with you through Covid

We masked and basked

Watched your 40 year renovation

Listened to the noisy concrete repairs

Felt the vibration of the jack hammers

Thankfully its all over now

Re-emerging from the chrysalis 

Of a full makeover

Now rebuilt and looking fabulous

Watching over Biscayne Bay

Parks and bays trails abound

A short walk to the Grove

Standing proud

Grove towers

The vigilante

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I grew up in the hood

Watching folks do no good

Crime offered to me on a plate

But I always stayed straight

I hit hard

I hit hard

I never did drugs

That just for mugs

Surrounded by insanity

I searched for some humanity

I hit hard

I hit hard

I discovered how to guarantee

I became the local vigilante

When witnessing criminal activity

I use my personal creativity

I hit hard

I hit hard 

Making a citizens arrest

In this wild wild west

Only ever one outcome

Detained until the cops come

I hit hard

I hit hard

The criminals eventually moved on

Nothing more to be done

They had preyed on the weak

Until they witnessed my technique

I hit hard

I hit hard

Now our hood is happy and clean

Its a great live music scene

People dancing in the street

A great place to chill and meet

I hit hard

I hit hard