I will give you my word, I hit you not

I will give you my sword, I shit you not

He took out a hammer and hit the nail low, it went on for a long mile

He took out a hammer and hit the snail slow, it went on for a long smile

He was afraid of the now, the team made it better

He was afraid of the snow, the steam made it better

The train made him late, it was a really bad tart

The strain made him late, it was a really bad start

Oh no, he had been hot but without any cream

Oh no, he had been shot but without any scream

The lime tart could not be on the wing

The slime start could snot be on the the swing

He often thought about the ex, he remembered giving her a friendly lap

He often thought about the sex, he remembered giving her a friendly slap

Oh well he thought, looking at her really ugly car that made him wallow lowly

Oh swell he thought, looking her really ugly scar that made him swallow slowly

He picked up a pear before a very important kill today, then he ate a cone

He picked up a spear before a very important skill today, then he ate a scone

After taking a very big pill, I could not find my hoe

After taking a very big spill, I could not find my shoe