Kevin the cough – part 2 The cough-along

Kevin turned round to see another cough on the stairs

Hi I am Billy and I am with the 10 year old

Hi Billy I am Kevin and just arrived with the baby

Lets go hang out and watch some TV

They stole some snacks and put on Netflix at low volume

Let watch an action movie said Kevin, its too quiet inside that baby all day

How long you been doing the baby circuit asked Billy

All my life, its all I can remember doing but its getting boring

You should move up to older kids and have more fun

I am afraid of older kids medication hurting me said Kevin

We have ways of dealing with that so don’t worry Kevin

Seriously you should find an older kid and go to school with him

Get yourself a free education in the process

Kevin was not sure, it was well outside his comfort zone

Billy suggested Kevin go with him tomorrow for a cough-along

The two of them inside the 10 year old for the day

Just so Kevin could get a feel for it

Kevin agreed and the next morning he popped inside the boy with Billy

Once the kid was dropped off at school he ran to the playground with his friends

OK lets pop out Kevin and chill with the rest of the gang

The coughs grouped together while their hosts played before school started

Listen up said Billy I want you all to meet Kevin this is his first day with older kids

Welcome aboard Kevin said another cough, we won’t be hazing you so relax

They chatted more until the bell sounded then rushed back into their hosts

Kevin enjoyed the morning lessons and soon it was lunchtime

The cough squad met up again in the playground to hang out

Kevin said he was having fun and considering going full time

The gang said its best to start with first graders and work your way up

That way you get the benefit of a full education

Plus you get to hang out with cool cat coughs at break times

Lets go play ball on the field before the afternoon classes start

The coughs all ran over to the field for some ball game fun

Nobody other than coughs could see them, they are invisible to humans

The afternoon classes were less entertaining and Billy and Kevin got bored

They decided to play hide and seek running between the left and right lungs

Jumping around chasing each other and wrestling before they realized there was a problem

The boy was having trouble breathing and had collapsed on the floor

Sirens were blazing as first responders rushed into the classroom

Hey Kevin we gotta get out of here fast said Billy

If those medics find us in here we will be toast

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