if you fly your drone

with your mobile phone

in a no-fly zone

you will not stay long alone

soon your cover will be blown

the cops will make you groan

lecturing you in an offensive tone

taking away the only drone you own

putting you in a jail cell all alone

with a pile of mail sacks to be sewn

keeping your nose to the grindstone

nobody will listen when you moan

eventually you will be back home

saving up to buy another drone

taking out a big drone loan

dreaming about where it will be flown

well away from any no-fly zone

crashing your drone into a bridge made of stone

now you have a drone loan but no drone

wife had already left you when you got home

drone-less drone loan and all alone